By Lauren324 - 26/01/2013 07:18 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, I told my boyfriend about my upcoming mouth surgery. He freaked out. Not because he's worried about me, but because I told him I will not be able to give him head for two weeks. FML
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You deserved it 7 970

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Lauren324 18

Actually I've been with him for 3 years now... It's a mutual thing with us, we both pleasure each other like that equally, I think that's why he was bummed out. Usually it's everyday with us....

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Top comments

csickcman 11

Women who date men like this continue to surprise me.. Why do you date this kind of a-hole?

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SuperDanielNL 23

That's a dick move, I fail to understand why people can be so un-tactfull.

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onerandomtask 14

i voted you deserve it because you are dating such a selfish a~hole

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zuelhater 7

Just go get him a wet/dry shop vacuums!

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MillerBeerTime 5

The only thing a woman's mouth is ever good for...

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onlychildFTW 33

I don't know, self blow jobs seem kind of weird.

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Sandnblood 4

That actually happened to me. Except my bf joked about it rather than get upset. Sorry about that. Hope your recovery goes well

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hayleyharlequin 12

My fiancé joked about it as well. At the time I had just been given the pre-anaesthetic to relax me before the surgery and thus was a bit out of it, so I found it super hilarious and laughed for five minutes straight...

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xJRich5 3

What i wouldn't do to be able to bang that anger right outta you.

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Eedpay6 2

He should be more worried about you, regardless of what you can or can't do, or what the norm is. You need to have a serious talk with him about his priorities. If he doesn't see a problem with his comments about it, you need to dump him, or you'll deserve it the next time he acts like this. If you became a vegetable, would he care about you, or would he be upset because you can't have sex with him anymore?

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