By Lauren324 - 26/01/2013 07:18 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, I told my boyfriend about my upcoming mouth surgery. He freaked out. Not because he's worried about me, but because I told him I will not be able to give him head for two weeks. FML
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Lauren324 18

Actually I've been with him for 3 years now... It's a mutual thing with us, we both pleasure each other like that equally, I think that's why he was bummed out. Usually it's everyday with us....

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csickcman 11

Women who date men like this continue to surprise me.. Why do you date this kind of a-hole?

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SuperDanielNL 23

That's a dick move, I fail to understand why people can be so un-tactfull.

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Ponponpon_fml 5

You give him head more than once every two weeks? You know, I'm here if you two break up... I mean, God forbid... eheh.. heh

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MidnaLink 33

If he gives more of a **** about a bj than the fact you're going into surgery, he's not worth your damn time!

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ICastillo 24

#59 you're an idiot. I would insult you, but you made yourself look like a dumbass. And #98 I know, it was part of the little joke.

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SighGuy89 5

Clearly you haven't been together long if he's still getting head at least once every 2 weeks!

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BellaBelle_fml 23

I am married and I still give my husband blow jobs at least 3-4 times a week. And why wouldn't I? I am very lucky to have a husband that is so giving when it comes to sex and pleasing me. He loves to make me happy. And I love to make him happy. That's how it should be in every relationship! Both partners should have their partner's enjoyment in mind. Of course there are times when I spend more time pleasing him and times when he spends more time on me. But for the most part it's an equally giving relationship.

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Lauren324 18

Actually I've been with him for 3 years now... It's a mutual thing with us, we both pleasure each other like that equally, I think that's why he was bummed out. Usually it's everyday with us....

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outoftown 26

Daily oral for 3 years? If he doesn't wait on you hand and foot, he's nuts. Best of luck with the surgery -- and him.

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fury1031 10

She said he pleasures her that way as well, the special treatment is not necessary since they both pleasure each other equally.

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fury1031 10

Doesn't matter, he should still be more concerned about you.

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meridius4510 4

Shows what he cares about

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ballbearing 10

Not the only woman! My bf tells me I am the best because I don't want him to go down on me but I love to give him head :)

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ballbearing 10

Too bad for your boyfriend :( All I have to add is - don't even try oral sex until you are healed. I had surgery on my jaw abs felt fine by the next week, gave my man a BJ and tore about the incision in my mouth. My dentist kept asking what I had done to cause such damage to the site... A bit embarrassing to admit it was ripped open by a penis :(

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