By anonymous - 11/02/2011 09:54

Today, I was posted with a very lonely gate-guard. From the second I arrived, I had to listen to him drone on and on, and now I know his entire life story. I was there for four hours. FML
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odexy 12

You know, instead of whining like a bitch you could look at this in a better perspective. You may have just made that man feels loads better about himself. Venting could have done him the world of good, but I guess that's too much of a burden for you.

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talun 10

Hey! You didn't finish your story. Now I have to spend four hours figuring out what you were trying to say..

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therealdavid 0

So close to first! DAMN U KOD;)

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mintcar 9

You know what this means correct? You guys are now best friends.

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Zebidee 8

Best friend Noun best friend (plural best friends) 1. An especially close and trusted friend.

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mintcar 9

Refer to the SpongeBob song for the definition.

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Fusionfyt3r 0

ive been there it sucks

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therealdavid 0

You went all that time without making an excuse to leave? YDI;)

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OochenSnoochen 15

lol they're glorified couch potatoes.

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therealdavid 0

15- So you mean to tell me gate guards can't have their sister get in a "tragic" cat wreck?;) Wow, I better get that job so my sister stays safe;)

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tallerguy87 0

if he's referring to the army general order number 1 states: I will guard everything within the limits of my post and quit my post only when properly relived.

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arminium 0

I'm afraid of what an ugly cat wreck is

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talun 10

Hey! You didn't finish your story. Now I have to spend four hours figuring out what you were trying to say..

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odexy 12

You know, instead of whining like a bitch you could look at this in a better perspective. You may have just made that man feels loads better about himself. Venting could have done him the world of good, but I guess that's too much of a burden for you.

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Pinkanani 12

#10 is entirely correct! You may have just saved that person's life (perhaps they were thinking about committing suicide) and here you are complaining that you had to listen to them. You sound like a selfish jerk! Always thinking about yourself and no one else! Yeah, I got that from reading your post.

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thirdtesticle 0

#10 wins. **** OP.

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DjeePee 24

I don't think OP is a selfish jerk. I am already so fed up with a friend of my mom who keeps telling me about his relationship with a drug-addicted, onreliable, lying transvestite. I. Do. Not. Care. At all. I am trying to avoid him, but I'm not always lucky. He starts talking and won't stop. Ugh. Maybe I am saving his life by listening to how his 'ex' lives with a sex maniac, but really, it's none of my business. Those talks are very awkward, and they only last for about ten minutes. I would have died of boredom in those four ours OP went through.

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Pinkanani 12

You missed the point I was making 49. Clearly it was never stated that OP already knew the other person.

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Jimboom 11

Awww, you made a fwiend. At least you can say with all honesty that you are the most interesting person in the room for once.

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Doortje 29

Just say you have a headache, or just go "hmhm, uhuh" all the time while thinking about the groceries you need to buy later, what to make for dinner tonight etc.

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