By Lauren324 - 26/01/2013 07:18 - Canada - Toronto

Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend about my upcoming mouth surgery. He freaked out. Not because he's worried about me, but because I told him I will not be able to give him head for two weeks. FML
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Lauren324 18

Actually I've been with him for 3 years now... It's a mutual thing with us, we both pleasure each other like that equally, I think that's why he was bummed out. Usually it's everyday with us....

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csickcman 11

Women who date men like this continue to surprise me.. Why do you date this kind of a-hole?

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SuperDanielNL 23

That's a dick move, I fail to understand why people can be so un-tactfull.

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spazz666 18

You're an idiot if you think he was joking. Have you not seen the "my boyfriend was only dating me because I give good head" FML's? Do you seriously think that every guy is so respectful of his woman that there's no possible way any of them would treat her like this? Take off the rose colored glasses honey.

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Lauren324 18

It hurts to talk, I don't think moaning would be much better...

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joshyost 4

Gotta get a head up on the situation!

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Satoaoi 13

oh well sucks g for him. let him get used to his hand again after all it's what he used before you anyway

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goalie01 9

Tell him you will help him suck himself off by pushing his head into his crotch

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hayleyharlequin 12

Unlucky, OP. I understand your frustration (recently got all wisdom teeth out - almost healed). Your boyfriend sounds like a douchebag.

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sonnyrosa 32

Your boyfriend sounds like a real jerk... you're better off without someone who cares more about his needs than your welfare. Wishing you a speedy recovery! <3

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wvcheesehead1 9

I cant imagine the conversation with your oral surgeon that led to the month long suspension of festivities. Did you ask him or her if it was ok, or was do not fellate anyone on some type of list you received?

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