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By Great. - 18/05/2012 15:05 - United States - Billings

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML

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By jonnah - 05/03/2010 13:06 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2013 20:12 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying, "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2009 11:05 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML

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By neuroticallyours - 12/11/2009 07:11 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass. I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2018 17:30

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Friday 18 May 2012 18:58

She loves me? This calls for FIST PUMPING! AWW YEAH!

garebear13 4

Friday 18 May 2012 18:58

At least you got a positive reaction!

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scout16419 0

Saturday 26 May 2012 7:14

Take it as a compliment, it obviously made him happy to hear!

zzzztttt 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 20:15

He was excited:)

kyleighkinss143 0

Sunday 10 June 2012 23:41

Don't feel bad mine did too

LanaToTheTA 13

Tuesday 3 July 2012 19:27

That's bad?

jpqm32 3

Thursday 12 July 2012 6:44

What a Jersey Shore lovin ********.

writergirl23 19

Monday 6 August 2012 1:17

I don't see why this is an fml. So what, he was ecstatic, that's not unusual.

BadKitty14 7

Saturday 8 September 2012 7:05

Better than him saying "thank you" and changing the subject

jasminamber 6

Saturday 27 October 2012 19:32

Are you dating a cast member of Jersey Shore..?

TeenageAvatar 0

Wednesday 10 July 2013 9:11

I wish I could press YDI a thousand more times. FYL because your boyfriend had a good reaction to you loving him? Oh, horrible! Go cry yourself a river. And also, Jersey Shore is freaking epic.

MESammyG 10

Saturday 20 July 2013 18:34

Awwe that's kind of cute ! In a 16 year old boy trapped in a 20 year old body kind of way.

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