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By Great. - 18/05/2012 15:05 - United States - Billings

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2013 20:12 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying, "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2009 11:05 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML

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By neuroticallyours - 12/11/2009 07:11 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass. I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2018 17:30

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Friday 18 May 2012 18:58

She loves me? This calls for FIST PUMPING! AWW YEAH!

garebear13 4

Friday 18 May 2012 18:58

At least you got a positive reaction!

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annalily5 28

Saturday 19 May 2012 4:13

That's kind of adorable. Sounds like he just reacted automatically to being happy. I'd prefer that to some long sappy speech given in reply. This reaction seems more genuine, even if it's not a Hallmark moment.

disneydraeer 10

Saturday 19 May 2012 4:15

Gtl. The shores' takin over. F all our lives at this point...

likeAwesome 3

Saturday 19 May 2012 4:39

Are you from around Jersey? That's how they celebrate to mostly anything

kemando 22

Saturday 19 May 2012 4:42

So you wrote an FML because your boyfriend was excited that you love him? I don't get it.

aznbiznitch666 4

Saturday 19 May 2012 5:46

Guido Translation: "I Love You Too"..

mannguy 3

Saturday 19 May 2012 6:50

So?

tinycheerleader 3

Saturday 19 May 2012 6:55

That's so sweet! Awwww!

Maikeru79 10

Saturday 19 May 2012 7:52

hahah sucks to be you. you don't live in missoula by chance do you?

foxydawn0414 1

Saturday 19 May 2012 8:08

Judd Nelson does a fist pump at the end of the Breakfast Club. Who wouldn't want a response like that?

missalice0306 19

Saturday 19 May 2012 12:04

And your life is ****** because?

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