Health: Today, I told my boyfriend that I've been diagnosed with gestational...

By Tori - 15/07/2012 21:52 - Australia

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've been diagnosed with gestational diabetes. Despite all my attempts to explain that he's wrong, he is totally convinced that my genitals have diabetes. This guy is going to be such a great father to our kids. FML

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Same thing different taste

By sabrinatarmine_ - 22/07/2013 02:35 - United States - Carmel Valley

Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML

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Bullet dodged?

By Guy - 28/09/2015 18:49 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I found out I have diabetes. She thought it was an STD and I had cheated on her. So I explained what it really was and she dumped me again because she didn't want her future children to inherit my fucked up DNA. FML

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Wrong sort of doctoring

By Rude, but right - 10/08/2022 09:00 - United States - Steele

Today, my dad went to the doctor to find out if he is autistic. When we walked in, the doctor asked why he wasn't testing if he was diabetic, effectively calling my dad fat. My dad was deeply offended, so I gave that jackass doctor an earful. But as it turns out, he was correct. My dad does have diabetes. FML

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TMI

By Deweyboy - 30/10/2016 04:23

Today, since I needed someone to talk to about it, I told my girlfriend how my dad was recently diagnosed with diabetes. My girlfriend's mother then told me, in graphic detail, how her father's diabetes led to his toes being hacked off. FML

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By fatbabysyndrome - 18/12/2012 17:33 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited, and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious, he's been searching for high-calorie foods for babies. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 23:08 - United States - Merrillville

Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML

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Happy Birthday, I guess…

By Anonymous - 07/04/2021 14:00

Today, my family decided it'd be a great idea to berate me for not being excited enough for my brother and his wife's baby news. They told us on my birthday, adding that if I wasn't so fat I'd have one too. I have insulin-resistant PCOS. FML

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By Noname - 17/02/2009 08:30 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2009 07:05 - United States

Today, I was diagnosed with diabetes. I went to tell my grandpa, who immediately said, "I'm sorry, let's go get ice cream to cheer you up." FML

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By Jessie - 22/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML

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rttr 18

Monday 16 July 2012 2:13

That's the same reaction my dad had when they found out my mom had it! Don't worry, just teach him what it really is. Also I'm sorry, but that is very funny.

doctorhook86 24

Monday 16 July 2012 4:45

33: I have type 2 genital diabetes; my penis gets fat whenever a pretty girl gives it some sugar.

Comments

TheQueenLala 6

Monday 16 July 2012 5:51

U plan on having kids with this idiot? No wonder the world is full of stupid ppl

Arrawyn 12

Monday 16 July 2012 6:00

Then don't have kids.

tinagina 5

Monday 16 July 2012 7:06

Op is already pregnant. You get gestational diabetes during pregnancy.

tinagina 5

Monday 16 July 2012 7:02

Op is already pregnant. You get gestational diabetes during pregnancy.

talloctopus 7

Monday 16 July 2012 6:42

Youre pregnant?

rainbowsforall 7

Monday 16 July 2012 7:03

If he's that stupid then don't make babies with him, seriously.

tinagina 5

Monday 16 July 2012 7:09

To late for that. You can only get gestational diabetes during pregnancy.

andiewithlove 21

Monday 16 July 2012 7:56

Wiki! Wiki! Wiki! Wiki! Wiki!:D And FYL for multiplying with an idiot OP. You should have stuck with the motto "no glove no love".

jake3292 5

Monday 16 July 2012 7:56

Congrats on the baby

Ibeatmyself 3

Monday 16 July 2012 8:05

if u don't have kids yet y would u want to that a very bright gene pool

imavelociraptor 6

Monday 16 July 2012 8:41

I notice that you said boyfriend and not fiancee... The obvious assumption being that he hasn't even proposed yet, so for you to say that he will father your children... Kinda creepy

CRC_101 31

Monday 16 July 2012 9:22

It's not creepy, it's reality. Gestational diabetes occurs with pregnancy. She's pregnant. I'm going to take a wild guess and say he's the father. Just read some of the other comments while you scroll down to reply to this FML! The majority of them explain this issue, even if you didn't find out beforehand.