By Tori - 15/07/2012 21:52 - Australia

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've been diagnosed with gestational diabetes. Despite all my attempts to explain that he's wrong, he is totally convinced that my genitals have diabetes. This guy is going to be such a great father to our kids. FML
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rttr 18

That's the same reaction my dad had when they found out my mom had it! Don't worry, just teach him what it really is. Also I'm sorry, but that is very funny.

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doctorhook86 24

33: I have type 2 genital diabetes; my penis gets fat whenever a pretty girl gives it some sugar.

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Epsilonyx 15

Kind of reminds me when I was 10 and I found out I had Type 1 Diabetes! I thought I was going to die because...you know...it's..."di"abetes.

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animal50199 10

That's funny. Not that fact that you have diabetes! But the fact you thought you were going to die.

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Steve95401 49

I hope your child has your intelligence and not your boyfriend's.

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foxmatrix15 8

Ur giving him to much credit.. If he's just a boyfriend and thinks that way he'll soon be ur ex

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Marissa1586 18

Tell him to look it up, then he'll know lol

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animal50199 10

When you say,"such a great father to our kids do you mean your pregnant or do you just assume this is the 1, the father of your future children?" Sincerely, CONFUSED

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tinagina 5

Gestational diabetes is diabetes that either develops or is diagnosed during pregnancy, so yes op is pregnant.

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animal50199 10

Hey sorry I'm not a genius. I didn't go to med school. I'm still in middle school.

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fliplover 8

And you chose to breed with this intellectual midget???

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conqueror57 11

Neither of you could figure out how to use birth control correctly, so you'll make a wonderful pair of idiot parents.

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conqueror57 11

We can't pretend kids aren't better off with two parents who work to make things best for the child. Having a baby with your "boyfriend" is 90% of the time a result of a wreckless, selfish decision.

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StaminPrimer 0

#66 just because you decide to have kids before you get married does not making you wreckless, stupid, and selfish you dumbass. My parents did not plan to have neither my older brother nor myself. Yet here we are. Although they were married at the time, my mom was on birth control and my dad used a condom. For all you know OP and her boyfriend decided to have sex and she found out she was pregnant.

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slydfox 8

@45 I'll forgive you because maybe you're just ignorant but 'Gestational' diabetes you only get when you're pregnant, hence the 'gestational' bit, but then maybe she's just carrying a giant parasite.

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isaiaah 6

I would have thought the same thing, but unlike your boyfriend I actually would have listened to your description of it first. Because reading gestational made me think genitals

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