Love: Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend....

By SteroidPenguin - 18/05/2013 22:33 - United States - Clifton

Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML

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By daddylove - 12/06/2011 04:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says "Oh, honey. I don't care... Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML

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By notalovestory - 11/11/2012 22:48 - United Kingdom - Potters Bar

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 15:16 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML

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You deserved it 10 283

By all by myself - 25/12/2012 05:00 - United States - Alaska Peninsula Nwr

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML

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By bastard magnet - 02/10/2011 22:14 - United States

Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2013 20:23 - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend left me for another girl. My dad's reaction to the news and my tears was to say, "Aww. Gonna write a song about it, Taylor Swift?" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 04:53 - United States - Muncie

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML

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By ddll - 05/09/2011 01:27 - Singapore

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML

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You deserved it 12 325

By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 12:34 - United States - Arlington Heights

Today, I was telling my dad how my boyfriend dumped me yesterday. He responded by blowing his nose into his hand, wiping it in my hair, then saying "There, a REAL problem to whine about." FML

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You deserved it 2 897

By ihateguys - 26/09/2014 19:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML

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flockz 19

Sunday 19 May 2013 10:07

why does your dad have copies of Taylor Swift albums?

photoquilty 6

Sunday 19 May 2013 10:07

On a sitcom, that would be funny. But totally undeserved. I hate when people think life is a sitcom.

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photoquilty 6

Sunday 19 May 2013 10:07

On a sitcom, that would be funny. But totally undeserved. I hate when people think life is a sitcom.

Kamon97 23

Wednesday 22 January 2014 5:52

What do you mean? He dumped her! He totally deserved it...

flockz 19

Sunday 19 May 2013 10:07

why does your dad have copies of Taylor Swift albums?

Shenanigans9 8

Sunday 19 May 2013 13:34

WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER *sobs*

LolOrDeath 4

Sunday 19 May 2013 10:07

Did he go with some Taylor Swift?

LolOrDeath 4

Sunday 19 May 2013 10:10

Meh, 3 had the same mindset as me

flockz 19

Sunday 19 May 2013 10:54

i was too swift.

hnz 13

Sunday 19 May 2013 11:05

Maybe it's Adele song too! "Never mind, I'll find someone like you" :)

Shenanigans9 8

Sunday 19 May 2013 13:32

Rawr

ileenefudge 29

Tuesday 21 May 2013 8:53

For some reason the first song I thought of was Justin Timberlakes song "cry me a river".

pentz2123 5

Sunday 19 May 2013 10:09

It would've been funnier if he had just done that without the "cry like a bitch" part

Paco_el_Taco 17

Sunday 19 May 2013 10:11

"Cry just a little, cry just a little" Bingo Players

juliaannw 11

Sunday 19 May 2013 10:12

Dads really know how to help their kids get through the tough times in life.

Bakarra 22

Sunday 19 May 2013 10:55

At the same time they do somewhat prepare you for real life by showing you that most people don't care about your problems

Chumsword 8

Sunday 19 May 2013 18:25

Reminds me of that horrible movie "Boiler Room", where his father tells him: "You want me to hug you and tell you everything is alright? That's your mothers job. I'm your father, I tell you about the real world and when you screw up."

hamrtym 15

Sunday 19 May 2013 10:14

There will be plenty more kid. Look on the bright side. If he makes this one as bad as possible, you can only go up from here!

ChatAlors_fml 16

Sunday 19 May 2013 10:25

I feel your pain, I broke up with mine last week and I'm crushed too. Heart rhythms with hurt. Remets toi vite de cette sale histoire, ça passera avec le temps !

Melolssa 8

Sunday 19 May 2013 10:31

Those two words do not rhyme sir

flockz 19

Sunday 19 May 2013 10:41

heart doesn't rhythm with hurt. it beats with blood.

ChatAlors_fml 16

Sunday 19 May 2013 17:11

My bad. French guys are bad students ! I'm a bad student. Burry me ?

astralvagan 20

Sunday 19 May 2013 10:38

Sounds like your dad has no idea what it's like to be young and in love anymore.... Just do what you can to prove him wrong, and don't cry in the future, if you did cry today....