Love: Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend....

By SteroidPenguin - 18/05/2013 22:33 - United States - Clifton

Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML

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By daddylove - 12/06/2011 04:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says "Oh, honey. I don't care... Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML

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By notalovestory - 11/11/2012 22:48 - United Kingdom - Potters Bar

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 15:16 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML

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By all by myself - 25/12/2012 05:00 - United States - Alaska Peninsula Nwr

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML

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By bastard magnet - 02/10/2011 22:14 - United States

Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2013 20:23 - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend left me for another girl. My dad's reaction to the news and my tears was to say, "Aww. Gonna write a song about it, Taylor Swift?" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 04:53 - United States - Muncie

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML

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By ddll - 05/09/2011 01:27 - Singapore

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 12:34 - United States - Arlington Heights

Today, I was telling my dad how my boyfriend dumped me yesterday. He responded by blowing his nose into his hand, wiping it in my hair, then saying "There, a REAL problem to whine about." FML

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By ihateguys - 26/09/2014 19:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML

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flockz 19

Sunday 19 May 2013 10:07

why does your dad have copies of Taylor Swift albums?

photoquilty 6

Sunday 19 May 2013 10:07

On a sitcom, that would be funny. But totally undeserved. I hate when people think life is a sitcom.

Comments

Allennis44 16

Sunday 19 May 2013 21:51

Well, DID you cry like a bitch?

AlphaPrice 7

Sunday 19 May 2013 23:36

When a mom see a kid about to mess up she tell him what not to do instead of making him learn by him/her self. When a dad sees a kid about mess up he says wait wait wait.... *opens beer* well go on do it

LyraAlluse 25

Sunday 19 May 2013 23:51

That brings tough love to a whole new level.

RD540EDGE 6

Sunday 19 May 2013 23:55

Sounds quite a bit like my own dad

profligatesoul 18

Monday 20 May 2013 1:54

That's what you get for being emo with your dad. Dude, sersly

LifelessStars 22

Monday 20 May 2013 2:00

Why cry? YOU broke up with your girlfriend.

SwtCherryPie 26

Monday 20 May 2013 2:50

If you still live with your parents, I doubt you are old enough to have a true "serious" relationship. High school relationships are bullshit and never last. Regardless of how serious you think you were, you weren't.

Mademoiselle_fml 34

Monday 20 May 2013 9:18

Someone sounds bitter.

Filia_Palladis 8

Tuesday 21 May 2013 19:08

Get off your high horse, will you? Most high school relationships may not be serious, but some are; and due to the raging adolescent hormones and unfamiliarity with romance, even the relationships that turn out to be insignificant in retrospect FEEL very intense at the time. This guy just got his heart broken, probably for the first time. Give him a break.

NoOneLovesYou 13

Tuesday 21 May 2013 20:56

Pffft, sorry to push you off your high horse... but some high school relationships are serious. I know several people who are married with kids, well into their 30's, who were high school sweethearts. Just because YOU'RE bitter about how shitty your relationships were doesn't mean everyone else's were as well. (: