Love: Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend....

By SteroidPenguin - 18/05/2013 22:33 - United States - Clifton

Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML

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By daddylove - 12/06/2011 04:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says "Oh, honey. I don't care... Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML

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By notalovestory - 11/11/2012 22:48 - United Kingdom - Potters Bar

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 15:16 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML

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By all by myself - 25/12/2012 05:00 - United States - Alaska Peninsula Nwr

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML

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By bastard magnet - 02/10/2011 22:14 - United States

Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2013 20:23 - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend left me for another girl. My dad's reaction to the news and my tears was to say, "Aww. Gonna write a song about it, Taylor Swift?" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 04:53 - United States - Muncie

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML

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By ddll - 05/09/2011 01:27 - Singapore

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 12:34 - United States - Arlington Heights

Today, I was telling my dad how my boyfriend dumped me yesterday. He responded by blowing his nose into his hand, wiping it in my hair, then saying "There, a REAL problem to whine about." FML

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By ihateguys - 26/09/2014 19:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML

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flockz 19

Sunday 19 May 2013 10:07

why does your dad have copies of Taylor Swift albums?

photoquilty 6

Sunday 19 May 2013 10:07

On a sitcom, that would be funny. But totally undeserved. I hate when people think life is a sitcom.

Comments

icepick23 12

Monday 20 May 2013 23:10

I feel bad for you. Life will get better.

after4ffect 11

Tuesday 28 May 2013 0:15

sometimes you have to let it all out to truly let it be fine with

LookAttMyyLifee 12

Thursday 13 June 2013 16:01

Why dump her ? Just curious.

reddog24485 1

Tuesday 18 June 2013 4:17

I know you're hurting but suck it up and be a man! There are better girls out there, and your dad may be a dick but he is a dick that is only trying to toughen you up.

swertyg 4

Wednesday 19 June 2013 10:58

youtube him or something, for having a collection of sissy music :P

LissaMccracken 23

Friday 21 June 2013 20:40

well did you cry like a bitch?

Rababco 29

Monday 10 February 2014 22:20

Crying is good for you OP! Don't let anyone tell you that you shouldn't cry 'cause your a guy. Your dad was probably just being a jerk, but being pushed 'till you breakdown and start crying is sometimes the best thing that can happen to you because it helps you heal faster.