By Forever alone - 01/05/2015 14:24 - United States - Lincoln

Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML
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MrConcise 34

Why would you even ******* brag about that?

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limegreenpoopie 31

You're so sweet! Not many guys would brag about that :3

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SadLittleTurtle 11

Does correcting it really matter if the mistake didn't really change the meaning of what he said?

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vikky538 28

Its time you buy that t-shirt "keep calm and move on"

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Delsanity 13

Why would you go brag about that to your friends!?

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TreyA 10

Why even bring that up? And why is this even a FML? It's old and a repeat.

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MoistWhale 2

Plot twist: the mother was pregnant as a child and today is still considered a girl rather than a woman.

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Pyneapple 19

Ydi because people like calling other people's bs and you basically set yourself up for that one. Plus, there's nothing bad about being kissed by your mother. It's good that she loves you.

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howard007 18

Goddamn it Jim, we're twins for god sake!

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Roxas_hearts 27

You're bragging about that? Who does that? OP must be in 6th grade

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