By Forever alone - 01/05/2015 14:24 - United States - Lincoln

Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML
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MrConcise 34

Why would you even ******* brag about that?

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Eyalsh 32

why do you incest on putting that picture in our minds? that only happens in ****.

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Cads1 24

Depends on the girl. But, your mum, not really the best example.

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bab3ruthl3ss 16

So why bother trying to lie about it?

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chefnoel22 11

That's not something you brag about

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prince_jimmy907 12

looks like catherine fails at gender selection lol

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Cads1 24

I don't think either gender would complain if she selected them.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

YDI. If your friends had let you get away with this you'd probably start bragging about having got oral and anal when most people would refer to them as visiting the dentist and taking a shit.

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Cads1 24

I don't think either gender would complain if they were selected by her.

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