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By Forever alone - 01/05/2015 14:24 - United States - Lincoln

Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML

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By Imnotfromhere - 29/08/2021 23:01

Today, I told my mom I was with my female friend last night, because I wasn't ready to tell her about my new boyfriend. I didn't realize he gave me a hickey and now my whole family thinks I'm a lesbian. They won't stop making fun of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 20:21 - United States

Today, I was told by my girlfriend that in the thralls of my drunken haze last night, I tried to French-kiss her mom. FML

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By Tymer - 23/11/2012 15:56 - Canada - Malahat

Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2018 12:00

Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML

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By MrDisgrace - 17/09/2017 13:00

Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML

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By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

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By The Gabriel - 24/04/2022 10:00

Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML

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By nina - 11/08/2010 16:04 - Luxembourg

Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML

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By hugme101 - 20/12/2010 00:20 - Canada

Today, after a long time convincing my parents that my boyfriend is really a good guy, not only did he decide to come by the house completely drunk, but he also ended up trying to kiss my mom, thinking it was me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2011 14:36 - United States

Today, I kissed a boy I have liked since the first day of university. I was thrilled until he followed it with, "Right, I don't think we should tell anyone this happened. Not that they'd believe it anyway." He then patted my ass and walked away. FML

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MrConcise 34

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:22

Why would you even ******* brag about that?

feven 32

Saturday 2 May 2015 3:27

Welshite is human too.

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soulreaper12296 28

Saturday 2 May 2015 18:28

This is kind of a YDI. Who brags about being kissed by someone still?

2happy4u 3

Saturday 2 May 2015 23:57

Wow!!!

FitFriday 32

Sunday 3 May 2015 19:25

I sure as hell hope your mom is a woman and not a girl

Sweetjessierose 8

Monday 4 May 2015 0:58

That's what you get for trying to big-note yourself without having anything to back you up. YDI

CandyApple88 13

Monday 4 May 2015 1:59

Oedipus much? Is she going to pop OP's cherry too?

kattykat1 13

Tuesday 5 May 2015 6:52

Serves your right for bringing up something as stupid as that

TheRaven97 6

Tuesday 19 May 2015 0:08

If you want I'll give you your second ;)

kakes_413 4

Sunday 24 May 2015 6:29

...the ****?

BlueScales 15

Friday 26 June 2015 18:58

You had that one coming.

groza528 17

Thursday 24 March 2016 0:30

Yeah... Maybe you shouldn't be bragging. Ydi.

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