By Forever alone - 01/05/2015 14:24 - United States - Lincoln

Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML
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MrConcise 34

Why would you even ******* brag about that?

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soulreaper12296 28

This is kind of a YDI. Who brags about being kissed by someone still?

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FitFriday 32

I sure as hell hope your mom is a woman and not a girl

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Sweetjessierose 8

That's what you get for trying to big-note yourself without having anything to back you up. YDI

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CandyApple88 13

Oedipus much? Is she going to pop OP's cherry too?

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kattykat1 13

Serves your right for bringing up something as stupid as that

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TheRaven97 6

If you want I'll give you your second ;)

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groza528 17

Yeah... Maybe you shouldn't be bragging. Ydi.

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