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By wtfrelationship - 21/10/2009 04:07 - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML

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By danthecomplicate - 29/09/2011 02:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

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By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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By im_not_me - 09/12/2009 12:31 - Australia

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the forces, and it was her birthday. I asked her if she liked the flowers I sent her. She thanked me, then asked if she could remove our relationship status. When I asked why, she said, "It's not like we're really going out anymore." FML

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Facebook official means it's serious

By DianneS - 07/07/2022 10:00

Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML

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Well played

By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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Easy fix

By failure - 13/10/2010 06:18 - Australia

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

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By sadman - 05/02/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML

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By mee - 11/11/2015 17:10 - United States - Providence

Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her Facebook relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML

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Stereotypes

By Anonymous - 26/09/2019 06:01

Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML

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Facebook official

By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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NathanKett 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 12:19

We should make a search team. So we can find the FML in this post.

UpYourself 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 12:06

Facebook, the quickest message deliverer ever

Comments

csd_fml 5

Wednesday 21 October 2009 15:29

FYL for having an oversensitive gf who jumps to conclusions so fast.

blastvortex 3

Wednesday 21 October 2009 15:40

Better than the "so what" button idea, we need a "who's gives a rat's ass" option. I guarantee it will be the most used script on the entire site. Also, what the hell, OP? Kind of jumpy, aren't we? It looks like your GF is too. YDI. Oh, and last but not least, Facebook blows.

leero 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 16:44

this

FromCFL 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 17:12

YDI--try face-to-face (or at least a phone call) next time.

thebamf 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 17:14

can you say bitchy?

I_am_stupid_also 6

Wednesday 21 October 2009 19:06

She whipped your ass straight into line with that one little comment. Boy are you pitiful. You probably buy tampons for her now.

Xaviara 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 19:24

YDI for saying "we have to talk" without clarifying what the subject was over and especially for saying it over MSN. I got a text of that and it was someone who always made problems out of nothing. And I wonder if she changed it to 'It's Complicated' because you're always bringing things up and causing problems out of no where maybe? Have the talk, get over it, and don't phrase words like that and leave it. Freaking lame.

wienerwagon 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 20:05

I assumed it was an FML because his girlfriend takes facebook so seriously that she has to update her relationship status at the first hint of trouble. That would be an FML for me.