By blondetergent - 20/06/2011 08:12 - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
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YacL 15

The reason I eat meat is because it's delicious. Enough said.

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NomOnShroomz 14

"No, I have a vegetable fetish! Retard."

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namhowell 6

I'm sure she was being sarcastic. If she's actually clueless, she would have asked what a vegan is instead of making the meat joke.

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perdix 29

She's going to be very disappointed to find out that you won't eat pussy.

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Jacob9587 0

well it certainly sounds like the only rational reason to be a vegan, even if it isn't the definition....

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brbgirl 0

I'm instantly in love with you. 

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clarkie007 0

you are all you people so ******* closed minded on a lifestyle different then yours??some people don't like meat, get the **** over it and stop being a retarded douche and before you start saying shit I'm a meat-eater

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exohazard 6

if she was right, then you would be dead. non-bimbos should understanf this

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scroojilicious 1

Looks like you have a Jessica Simpson on your hands. =/

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