By blondetergent - 20/06/2011 08:12 - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
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YacL 15

The reason I eat meat is because it's delicious. Enough said.

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NomOnShroomz 14

"No, I have a vegetable fetish! Retard."

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the_easter_bunny 1

I've known vegans who were vegan because of allergies... Just saying.

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smoojenkins 0

just imagine what she'll say when you tell her you're gay

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perdix 29

Actually, it's really not that dumb of a question. She might just want to know why you are a vegan. Now, if she asked if you were from the planet Vega, you should run away as fast as you can.

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Sirin_fml 46

We're closing the comments on this FML, because all the painfully predictable and moronic pro- and anti-veganism trolling stopped being funny around the time Dane Cook did. Which was a long, long time ago. Now I get to do some spring cleaning.

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fmlhernebay 0

YDI for being with someone so uneducated

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