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By blondetergent - 20/06/2011 08:12 - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML

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By meat lover - 27/09/2022 15:30

Today, my girlfriend woke me up by saying, "Good morning! We're going to be vegans from now on." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2014 01:14 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my vegan girlfriend openly admitted that she'd let me die if she had to choose between saving my life or an animal's. She actually seemed confused as to why that upset me. FML

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By Cow lover - 12/10/2016 14:13 - United States - Schenectady

Today, my girlfriend of five months told me that she had booked us reservations to our town's Halloween barbecue party. When I reminded her that I'm vegan, she told me she specifically got the reservations to help me to quit my "stupid fad". Weird, I never knew being a devout Hindu was a fad. FML

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By veggiepower11028 - 31/05/2011 12:02

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2025 00:00 - United States - Detroit

Today, I spent a good deal of my afternoon preparing a nice dinner for my girlfriend. When I finally served the meal, I proudly presented her with a beautifully arranged plate of salmon. She looked at it and said, “You know I’m allergic to fish, right?” We had cereal for dinner instead. FML

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By LunaCrow - 10/02/2015 02:32 - United States - Shakopee

Today, I had a friend tell me all about how being a vegan was so great. They were eating eggs. FML

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Disloyal!

By saywhat - 26/11/2010 03:28 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2021 18:00

Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML

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By Abendigo77 - 14/01/2013 04:49 - United States - Healdsburg

Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML

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By not even getting any of her shrimp - 11/02/2014 21:50 - United States - Draper

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML

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YacL 15

Monday 20 June 2011 19:09

The reason I eat meat is because it's delicious. Enough said.

NomOnShroomz 14

Monday 20 June 2011 19:06

"No, I have a vegetable fetish! Retard."

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green_eggs_and_h 0

Monday 20 June 2011 19:21

It could've been worse. She could've been a vegan hater. I think you'll be okay.

goshpeople 4

Monday 20 June 2011 19:21

Her ignorance could be a one-off occurrence. Some people just haven't been exposed to veganism, even if they do know about vegetarianism. Clearly she knew it had SOMEthing to do with meat. If it's a huge part of your life, maybe you should've mentioned it earlier. Like before you got serious about the relationship.

seanofthesped123 0

Monday 20 June 2011 19:29

fantastic mate! i've been vegan for 23 years now! props to you

alissa222 15

Monday 20 June 2011 20:31

It'll be one year for me on the 25th. :D

Rorix 6

Monday 20 June 2011 21:41

Nobody cares.

textwork 4

Monday 20 June 2011 19:30

shoulda said yes to see what she would say

rattusrattus 18

Monday 20 June 2011 19:36

You are "ethically allergic" to eating meat. :P

Penney747 0

Monday 20 June 2011 19:39

you mean virgin

Petunia888 13

Monday 20 June 2011 20:45

No, I'm pretty sure he means "vegan".

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 20 June 2011 19:41

*Facepalm*

xixifwadi 0

Monday 20 June 2011 19:44

um it is possible to be alergic to meat. I know people who are vegans because there allergic to all animal protein.

littlebird47 0

Monday 20 June 2011 19:46

she's a bitch then

Austtinn 0

Monday 20 June 2011 19:54

winner winner winner

perdix 29

Monday 20 June 2011 22:42

Winner, winner, Tofurkey dinner!

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