By fmlsomuch - 25/02/2012 20:51 - Japan

Today, I told my mom about an article I'd seen that said people tend to make the most mistakes at 2 to 3 in the morning. Without a trace of humor in her voice, she said, "Tell me about it. You were conceived round about then." FML
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draegbomb 5

In other words you were a load your mother should've swallowed.

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Linkerdoodles 15

Well, your mom is kind of a bitch. Sorry OP.

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high_tower87 9

People should learn what sarcasm and jokes are. Hilarious!

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thiscrazything 1

That is just cold.

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Birdie_Sage 0

Say: I guess I was really the chosen baby to put up with you crap.

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Azula272 14

Well if she was dumb enough to not use protection then ydi to her stupid self. Kids aren't playthings. Ex: 16 and Pregnant :/

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_MidnightLuna_ 17

**** her. She's a bitch. If I were you I'd move out and never speak to her again.

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l0v3p4in 7

I hope you talk like this to your parents, so that they can easily show you the door and never have to hear from you again. God bless them for having to put up with you and good riddances if you have already moved out.

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_MidnightLuna_ 17

Ouch, that hurts my feelings. Oh and god doesn't exist so stop trying to bless people with an imaginary man in the sky.

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antwon86 4

I applaud #93… even though we have different religious feelings I love that she just shut that guy or girl right ******* up

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Taymah49 7

Don't go searching for trouble in pandora's box

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babyshaft408 8

That's awesome high five mom

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linkinpark98 23

Don't worry! Whenever you feel down & out, always remember that you were the first cell to reach the egg. :)

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MrsUresti 8

Oohhhhh BURN!!!!! :))

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