Health: Today, I told my mom I want to get liposuction. She said "Whats... - FML

By radiant - 22/01/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, I told my mom I want to get liposuction. She said "Whats the point? Its not like you can get lipo on your face!". FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 18:32 - United Kingdom - Wallasey

Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2016 16:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Today my daughter asked me to do her a huge favor : undergo a liposuction transplantation where my fat would be sucked out then put into her butt and thighs. Apparently, I am the fattest DNA match to her, lessening the risk of her rejecting the transplant. FML

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Wow, thanks, I'm cured

By me. - 22/07/2023 10:00

Today, I told my mom that I'm bulimic and have been for a few years, and that I needed help. She responded by saying, "Well that's clearly not working for you. Why don't you try anorexia?" She then patted me on the head, smiled, and walked away. FML

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Flattery will get you nowhere

By Anonymous - 03/02/2021 14:02

Today, my mother told me I've gained so much weight recently, she thinks I should get gastric bypass surgery. FML

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By buttuglyforeveralone :( - 05/07/2013 21:37 - United Kingdom - Treharris

Today, my step-dad tried to talk me into getting plastic surgery. His reasoning: "Let's face it, 28 and single? Look, I know your mum gave you shitty genes, but that's no excuse to avoid fixing your face, honey." FML

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By me. - 11/07/2016 03:00 - United States - Norman

Today, I found out my mom has been telling my entire family I need surgery on my "Labia" instead of my "Labrum". I went from needing shoulder surgery to needing vagina surgery with one group text. Thanks, mom. FML

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By tigerfiend - 17/02/2009 21:53 - United States

Today, I went to a plastic surgeon's office with a friend. The doctor walked in and before he could look at the consult papers, he started explaining the liposuction procedure to me. I had to interrupt him and tell him that I was only there for support for my friend's nose job. FML

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By yerface - 13/02/2009 03:52 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

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You tried

By abcdgaf - 10/04/2022 18:00

Today, I was told how cruel and selfish I am for rubbing my weight loss in my mom’s face. I’ve literally begged my mom to walk, jog, workout with me for months. She went exactly once. She complained the whole time, then called me a bitch for finishing my run while she sat in the car. FML

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By Ashy104 - 09/01/2010 05:36 - United States

Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML

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Timmytwofinger 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 6:20

get lipo then slap her with the extracted fat, problem solved

Ever_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:23

You can get liposuction done in your face. It's called buccal fat removal; they make incisions inside of your mouth and remove fat deposits.

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YeTi_MaNN 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 22:16

Get budget liposuction. It's easy; just put down the fork.

wardo 4

Monday 10 June 2013 4:51

Glorious

jam4 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 6:33

that's soo cold

Rico4Yu 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 15:51

lmao yur moms funny

Odawg25 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 21:54

that was uncalled for...

supasxcprincess 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 10:59

all you people saying your fat but your healthy and you Judy cant help it waah waah waah. get a life, it just what you tell your lazy self to feel better about being fugly. fat people disgust me

foxyfox1994 6

Saturday 24 September 2011 3:01

Some people have conditions. Don't judge.

urmomrocks 5

Tuesday 10 January 2012 22:13

You disgust me. Get over yourself.

lmfaoincanada 9

Friday 10 February 2012 16:38

Yes well anorexic little bitches are fugly. Who really wants to be able to count every rib on a woman? We're supposed to have curves, not look like overgrown third world children. Get your head out of your ass and realize maybe its you whos the fugly one, not everyone else.

Challos 5

Wednesday 25 July 2012 9:52

29: Anorexic girls aren't all bitches, that's like saying all overweight girls are desperate. They're just girls, and they are all their own person. Maybe you should take a good look at yourself - because calling women who have a terrible condition like that is just sick. Not every girl is going to be curvy and "perfect", you idiot. Grow up!

leelee76 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 2:32

For all the people that are making this fml about the person being fat, I'd say it's less about her (?) being overweight and wanting liposuction than it is about her mom making a cruel comment about her looks. That is a terrible thing to say to your kid, even if you are "joking."

zaaack_fml 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 10:50

agreed

stevenmx86 7

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:57

Get off your ass and do something.. It'll get rid of the weight real fast and it won't be an unhealthy, temporary, cop-out solution...

ExNL_WaRRioR 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 3:20

Get off your ass and exercise then.

chefkobel 0

Monday 2 July 2012 19:17

How about you get your fat ass off the couch and hit the sidewalk ? Lose weight the right way like I did . Dont pay thousands of dollars for a surgery to remove your nasty fat

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