Miscellaneous: Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team.... - FML

By thatfatkid - 10/08/2011 05:48 - United States

Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML

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By Ashy104 - 09/01/2010 05:36 - United States

Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML

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You tried

By abcdgaf - 10/04/2022 18:00

Today, I was told how cruel and selfish I am for rubbing my weight loss in my mom’s face. I’ve literally begged my mom to walk, jog, workout with me for months. She went exactly once. She complained the whole time, then called me a bitch for finishing my run while she sat in the car. FML

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Classic Mom moment

By me - 28/06/2013 15:51 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML

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Classic narcissist mom

By Anonymous - 04/01/2024 13:00 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I told my mom that I’m pregnant. She said I could use it as an opportunity to “trim down.” I’m 130lbs and muscular. FML

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Hush

By furious parent - 03/07/2019 18:00

Today, I caught my mother telling my 11-year-old daughter that if she wants to be happy in life, she needs to start exercising now, because fat can creep up on you, and rich guys never marry fat girls with nice personalities. I was fuming. FML

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By bhnja_ - 18/04/2013 20:34 - Philippines - Mandaue

Today, I got cut from my track team. My coach told me it was because my sprints were "too fast" for his liking. Huh? FML

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By fuckingcool - 06/06/2016 04:56

Today, my mother once again brought up how I would have done so much better in my Track season if I just smiled while I ran. Apparently, if you just smile, your brain won't know you're in pain. I don't think it works like that, but thanks for the advice mom. FML

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By mynameislor - 09/02/2010 14:26 - Canada

Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML

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By FootyFoot - 06/03/2012 11:50 - Australia

Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML

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Lozza111 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 12:02

at least she wished you luck?

SirBedevere 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 12:03

She seems to be in an optimistic mood.

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XxDrUnKeNGaMeRxX 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 20:22

well if your a dude try out for like football.

trina_1 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 21:01

I would leave my house..

whh05001 5

Thursday 11 August 2011 21:14

Burn! She is now the insult master!

artsyfox 3

Friday 12 August 2011 1:22

You shoulda been like that song "I got it from my momma"..

noelykins1 19

Friday 12 August 2011 2:54

Track. Doesnt have tryouts, you can do shop pit, discuses, and be a supporter (:

GwarKitty 5

Friday 12 August 2011 9:43

LOL! awesome.

Leachica 0

Friday 12 August 2011 10:05

gee thanks mom. way to build confidence.

LMeltdown 4

Friday 12 August 2011 16:49

Forget everything about losing weight. When I run, I have had my ass KICKED by people who are overweight. AND, once you start running, the weight will fly off of you. Runners come in all sizes and ages. GOOD LUCK on the track team and show all the fools what you are made of!! Don't take crap or insults from anyone. I NEVER underestimate a runner who weighs more than I do. If you have it in you, sweetheart, go CRUSH it, baby!!

Delta2Almanac 7

Sunday 14 August 2011 2:59

maybe you've been beat by a fat person, but I haven't :P

ccovey 2

Saturday 13 August 2011 5:56

Sock her in the gut and tell her good luck with that

KidCrewshal 2

Saturday 13 August 2011 10:09

Seems nice

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