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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 23:42 - Canada

Today, I told my parents I wanted to try modelling. I decided that since I have such a low self-esteem, that it might benefit me, and make me feel better about myself and how I look. The first thing out of my dad's mouth was, "What? Why? You're ugly." Thanks dad. FML

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Today, I told my mom that I wanted professional head-shots done for Christmas. When asked why, I said "I want to submit them to a modeling agency." My mom exchanged looks with my sister before laughing so hard that she wet herself. FML

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Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 12:27 - United States - New York

Today, my drunk dad told me I'm smart enough that any guy could overlook the fact that I'm fat, but not smart enough that they could overlook how ugly I am. Gee, thanks. FML

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By Miami6and3 - 26/08/2013 18:22 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML

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Today, my step-dad tried to talk me into getting plastic surgery. His reasoning: "Let's face it, 28 and single? Look, I know your mum gave you shitty genes, but that's no excuse to avoid fixing your face, honey." FML

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By mysea8679 - 12/06/2013 22:09 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML

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rosesareblue15 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 9:08

if you have a low self-esteem, modeling is just about the worst thing to do. the industry is brutal and harsh. just like your father, apparently. but hey, he saved you some time.

cardinallove 11

Tuesday 16 March 2010 9:07

Wow... I wouldn't know what to say to him. I probably would have kicked him in the balls and blamed him for my being ugly. Well, if you're really ugly at least you know not to try... And if you're not, just go for it. You might have something to throw back in your dad's face.

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girlfromnorway 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 23:39

nice dad lol

Popsiclese 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 0:44

im sorry i have to say this but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Greeksta23 7

Wednesday 17 March 2010 1:03

basically your dads a total wanker

xxcashmoney100 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 1:32

tht is soooooo ****** ignorant!!!!

aleks8 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 3:27

Yeah, sorry, honey, modeling does not help anyone's self esteem. Models do not get into the business because they feel worthy or to be told they are beautiful. Trust me, you would be treated like a piece of meat, told you are too fat, too tall, too short, too whatever. How about getting your self esteem up by realizing you are a beautiful person and then taking on the world knowing you don't need external gratification?

Lotem_KW 3

Wednesday 17 March 2010 3:41

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gr3y_fml 1

Wednesday 17 March 2010 4:16

Honestly if you're that ugly then trying and failing at modelling would make you feel worse. Your dad did you a favour. Now stop being shallow and find something of value about your personality.

quint9 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 4:54

SPERM DONAR. You dont have a dad. sorry. that guy should be beaten

sika_fml 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 5:06

Modeling does not make you feel better about yourself. It puts everyone one of your inadequacies under a microscope until you feel far too ugly and sub-par to ever be good at it.