By GingerJ - 02/01/2012 01:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML
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cinderellacat 0

Time to die your hair...... And freckles.... And whatever the hell else is orange

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Taysia_Elice 6

No matter how many times I hear the word "ginger" I always think of Ron from Harry potter.

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brettthomson47 0

Us gingers get told we have no souls but yet we have plenty of souls because we take them from everyone else.

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cronekelly 0

From another ginger, live it up it is way too much fun but your dad is funny

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clue_me_in 20

Wow, I see some people here can't take a joke...

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SlickWillyTFCF 5

I can't rate this. I can only laugh because your dads awesome.

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denvan 0

It would be carrot juice, not blood. Jk

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sodapopper 6

Your "dads" interjected eh? At the same time?

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GLiseeyy 1

Hahaha, Sorry OP but... I LOVE YOUR DAD!!!

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Rick_S 3

Tell your dad it's not blood they don't take, it's sperm donations. It's about supply and demand. They have the supply, but there isn't the demand for it. We redheads are a specialty, and not everyone wants one of us as a kid. Really, the only people who go to sperm banks looking to add to our populations are redheads, redhead lovers, and women who are married to redheads.

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maxwells_hammer 5

Isn't that true for all the sperm in a sperm bank? It's only going to be chosen if someone is searching for those particular traits? I mean I guess I wouldn't know as I've never been to one, but that's how I would assume it works. Therefore ginger sperm would be no different then others.

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