Intimacy: Today, I told my parents that I was going out with my boyfriend... - FML

By insideout - 10/05/2009 20:25 - United States

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Today, I told my parents that I was going out with my boyfriend and they agreed to let me go as long as I was home by midnight. Did I come home on time? Yes. Was my shirt right side out? No. FML

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Rakayum 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:25

lol. how could anyone vote that her life is F'ed.

too_much_fun 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:29

Oh common, there's plenty of other explanations to why your shirt was inside out. Oh wait. There's not.

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Sady_Ct 37

Monday 15 April 2019 2:12

It’s interesting seeing all the comments calling the girl loose, a **** and a *****, and not one damn thing said about the guy part from one comment about how he didn’t pick up that her shirt was inside out. The fact she had her shirt on inside out, not her pants, may mean she didn’t have sex at all, maybe she spent some time making out with hey boyfriend then said to stop before it got that far?

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