Intimacy: Today, I told my parents that I was going out with my boyfriend... - FML

By insideout - 10/05/2009 20:25 - United States

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Today, I told my parents that I was going out with my boyfriend and they agreed to let me go as long as I was home by midnight. Did I come home on time? Yes. Was my shirt right side out? No. FML

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Rakayum 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:25

lol. how could anyone vote that her life is F'ed.

too_much_fun 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:29

Oh common, there's plenty of other explanations to why your shirt was inside out. Oh wait. There's not.

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musicbubbles 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 2:39

lol that happened to me yesterday lol fyl

sceneblondie 8

Friday 18 February 2011 21:44

wow lol tht sounds like something I would do XD

Binibaby91 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 5:02

Someone slap #9 please :)

atomicbaboon 0

Monday 9 May 2011 9:46

O.o

lexi0413 1

Tuesday 14 June 2011 6:11

nice that sucks but I beet it was worth it lol

PrepSchoolSwag 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 16:33

yea your dumb.

Fou_fml 0

Friday 22 July 2011 3:31

biggest lie I've heard in months.

Alfonsooo 0

Monday 25 July 2011 3:03

lol. last night me and my girlfriend had been out just "chillin" and it was hot in her car so when we left o go home we both had major sex hair and my shirt was soaked with sweat. of course it was a grey shirt. luckily I know how to lie my way out of situations.

megapeyt 17

Saturday 31 December 2011 7:33

Then you should hopefully have heard the birds and the bees. If not your parents have a serious problem.

brandon10143 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 0:06

I've done that b4

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