By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 22:38 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I told my parents that I was going to hang out with some friends. My dad guffawed and said, "Ooh, look at Mary, pretending she has a social life." Thanks, Dad. FML
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Teyros 24

Bring your friends over and show him up!

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XxDevilxXGt 26

OP would be a bit late on the comeback though, just sayin'. :P Later that day: OP:"By the way dad, you can't even pretend because you KNOW you don't have friends!" Dad: "Honey, you probably had to browse the internet to come up with that." OP: *runs away to post another FML*

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lexieB2014 19

This reminded me of Meg off of family guy lol but i agree prove him wrong :)

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buckdharma 37

Bring home that polite" Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner" boy. I imagine he needs a new girlfriend.

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bigbootcat 2

You're dad is awesome! and are you that much of a loser that you're parents think you don't have any friends? haha loser

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Cesar40504 2

At least your going out unlike him hahaha

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TheOneTC 8

I must say, I was more impressed by the word "guffawed" being used than the actual FML.

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perdix 29

Why is your username "Anonymous" when you told us your name is Mary? What are you trying to hide, Mary?

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Satoaoi 13

I guess number 3 is right but still kinda mean

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somecoolperson1 2

You're going to stay at a hotel by yourself all night, aren't you?

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