Miscellaneous: Today, my parents told me they were going out for dinner tonight....

By unloved - 23/03/2009 18:34 - United States

Today, my parents told me they were going out for dinner tonight. I jokingly responded "Sweet! I am totally having a keg party then!" My dad responded "Keg parties are only for kids who have friends." He was serious. FML

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By its_all_legit - 19/03/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML

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You deserved it 127 826

By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 22:38 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I told my parents that I was going to hang out with some friends. My dad guffawed and said, "Ooh, look at Mary, pretending she has a social life." Thanks, Dad. FML

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You deserved it 3 317

By Wino - 05/12/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store to stock up on booze for the weekend. After the cashier commented on the size my purchase, I claimed to be hosting a dinner party tonight. I'm not. FML

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You deserved it 34 547

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2019 12:00

Today, I ordered a beer with my parents at dinner. The waitress said, "Oh, happy 22nd birthday." My parents eyes got really big, and they started to blush. They'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 191

By srs - 11/08/2018 20:30

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML

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By HappyBirthdayToMe - 10/04/2023 11:00 - Ireland - Waterford

Today, I'd organized a small dinner with immediate family for my birthday. I’ve since received texts from every one of them, cancelling due to varying reasons. My parents excuse is the funniest - they went out last night for a coworker’s party, and don’t want to go out again tonight. For me. Their child. FML

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You deserved it 128

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By arch maester shavayalsharashion - 26/07/2015 17:29 - United Kingdom - Surbiton

Today, I was pouring my heart out to my dad about how I'm such a loser and how I have no friends. He listened sympathetically, until his phone buzzed with a text message. He said, "Balls, the guys from work wanna get shitfaced!" and took a rain check on me. FML

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You deserved it 2 935

By Anonymous - 09/03/2015 12:15 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I told my Dad I was an alcoholic and had decided to seek help. His reply, "Don't stop drinking, you are the life of the party, funny and beautiful when you drink." FML

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You deserved it 3 523

Bully

By ninjawhat1337 - 25/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I told my dad that I was going to sleep over my friend's house this weekend with a few other guys to play Dungeons and Dragons. He responded with, "Oh, back in my day, me and my pals used to pick on the kids who played Dungeons and Dragons." FML

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By dog_day - 19/12/2009 06:20 - United States

Today, I was asked by my mom if I could have a joint birthday party with her dog, because it would be the dog's "Big 1-0." She was completely serious. FML

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You deserved it 2 701

amirn86 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:26

At least he didn't object to the party!

ohhboyy 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:32

I love how parents are so straight up to their kids

Comments

amirn86 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:26

At least he didn't object to the party!

Blame_The_Dog 0

Monday 28 June 2010 19:51

who replied to #1 to be on top? I DID...giggity... YDI for having no friends, bitch

XxGivesMEhellxX 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:27

You should have thrown a wild kegger and trash the house, just to prove him wrong [: [first!]

wowthatshorrible_fml 0

Monday 30 August 2010 3:35

Haha fail you're second.

abasio 1

Saturday 9 July 2011 13:54

but he has no friends :(

happy2468 21

Thursday 11 August 2011 5:11

OP is a girl

jamesheat11 14

Tuesday 20 August 2013 21:35

How do you know? It doesn't say

teentee401 36

Wednesday 11 June 2014 15:53

actually it does. Top left corner

cyberhoy 3

Monday 23 March 2009 23:27

he's right

ohhboyy 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:32

I love how parents are so straight up to their kids

karleigh 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:32

Wow, people on here have such ****** up parents. It's great (:

amirn86 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:33

#2 (XxGivesMEhellxX) - sorry dude I beat you to it ;)

zoecakes 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:37

#6 is right. a dinner takes like two hours, tops. so obviously what daddy said was correct.

marz88 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:38

Pwned lol throw a huge party and say "Well you never said no..."

x_LC_x 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:40

umm... guys... obviously you can't throw a kegger in two hours. That's why he said he JOKINGLY responded.

KMtheDrummer 6

Thursday 13 September 2012 22:41

Watch me.

xlimepops 2

Monday 23 March 2009 23:41

Your dad was right. And you obviously don't know much about keggers to begin with because you can't throw one in the time it takes for 2 people to eat dinner. FAIL.