By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 22:38 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I told my parents that I was going to hang out with some friends. My dad guffawed and said, "Ooh, look at Mary, pretending she has a social life." Thanks, Dad. FML
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Teyros 24

Bring your friends over and show him up!

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XxDevilxXGt 26

OP would be a bit late on the comeback though, just sayin'. :P Later that day: OP:"By the way dad, you can't even pretend because you KNOW you don't have friends!" Dad: "Honey, you probably had to browse the internet to come up with that." OP: *runs away to post another FML*

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ICastillo 24

Just bring home a bunch a guy friends that LOOK shady and untrustworthy. Lets see what he says then.

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SonOfAMitch 14

Maybe: "Silly Mary, trying to get friends by taking drugs."

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androiddestroya 7

You spiteful son of a Mitch...

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cmbar831 14

Show your friends to him and prove him wrong!

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brackaman 18

Dad: these are your friends huh? You there, what's her name? Dude: her name? Uhh... Sally, or martha or something.. Look sir, I'm just here for the $50

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thursday817 6

Do you not have friends? If you do then this fml is stupid. Sounds exactly like something my parents, grandparents, friends parents, etc would say.

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emilyjgraham 34

Sounds like something most parents would say!

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gummybear1996 13

That sounds like my life. And my name is Mary too...

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poccocurantes 7

Counter with; "you probably still think I'm a virgin too."

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SnoochBoochie 14

I would love to see the reaction to that!

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redbandit9877 12

One house party later, he'll eat those words

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onorexveritas 23

well, now we know your parents are lame

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