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By Anonymous - 07/10/2015 13:45 - Belgium - Herenthout

Today, I told one of my classmates for the third time that I'm not into guys and wasn't interested in going on a date with him. He just looked at me blankly and said "So I'll pick you up at 9?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2023 00:00 - Canada - Mont-Saint-Hilaire

Today, one of my guy friends, who I’m not interested in romantically, asked me out on a date. This is the third time a "friend" has asked me out on a date. FML

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By Sheev - 18/10/2019 06:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was texting the guy I like. I asked him why our friend didn't want to come to the movies with us. He replied, "She didn't want to be the third wheel, but it's not like I'm going to put the moves on you. I'm out of your league, and you're socially awkward anyway." That's just what I wanted. FML

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By rejected - 28/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said "Well, you could always ask me." I then said "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was "Nope...now that's 8!" FML

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By wowza - 31/01/2009 16:52 - United States

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By Just Lonely - 04/09/2016 05:04 - United States - La Place

Today, after not hanging out with anyone the whole year, a guy finally asked me to go the movies with him. When I asked what time, he said, "Never mind, I found another girl." FML

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By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2024 15:00

Today, a guy didn’t want to take me on a second date. I asked him if it was because I’m not pretty, or because I’m not catwalk model skinny, or too short, and he told me quite openly that it had nothing to do with that, I’m just so boring. FML

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By wow kid just leave me alone - 15/09/2012 00:03 - United States

Today, after math class, the resident creepy kid approached me and asked me out. I've only spoken to him twice before, so I was creeped out, and I politely declined. He totally lost it, and shouted that I'm a "friend-zoning bitch" before storming out of the room. FML

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By Emily - 05/04/2021 20:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, I told the guy I liked about my feelings, and he says, "Sorry I don’t like you, but can I get your sister's number?" FML

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Thursday 8 October 2015 6:24

Tell him sure then give him the wrong address. That'll learn him

cOOkiEzRgOOd 22

Thursday 8 October 2015 6:22

Maybe next time you could put it more bluntly to try and get it through his thick skull. Or possibly he is just joking and has a terrible sense of humor.

Comments

smoothies14 32

Thursday 8 October 2015 20:44

Guys are so dense. It's no wonder you're not into them OP.

leogachi 15

Thursday 8 October 2015 21:31

@63 *That guy is so dense. No wonder you're not into him.* Fixed that for you. Except I really didn't because she doesn't actually need an excuse to not be interested in him.

shinikageWolf 15

Thursday 8 October 2015 22:38

Now you know how it feels when you do something like that to girls you're hitting on.

livexe 8

Thursday 8 October 2015 23:59

What an asshat

x_Brn2DnkMeme_x 2

Friday 9 October 2015 1:21

Funny thing is I do that all the time just to confuse people

kimise 21

Friday 9 October 2015 1:28

Try punching him. Pretty sure that'll get the message through!

Lars93 18

Friday 9 October 2015 1:53

I would like to meet you :) ( just as friends ;) )

ChicagoSpirit 3

Friday 9 October 2015 13:47

How annoying of him to do that. Might need to actually report that boy. TO all the butthurt homosexual girls in the comments, whining about this incident: Would you chill the f*** out please? OP will get over this guy fine without your petty hatred for the male gender.

drbobbz 16

Friday 9 October 2015 21:53

Just refuse to talk to him; he clearly isn't going to hear anything you actually say and every instance of communication is just going to give him more to read into interest that clearly isn't there on your end.