By doggybag - 24/09/2009 05:17 - Canada

Today, I was walking my dogs. I had a doggy bag, and was holding it closed, then breathing in it, so it would blow up. My dogs 'went', so I picked it up and kept walking. As I was heading home, I absent-mindedly started blowing into the bag again. Everything ended up in my mouth and on my face. FML
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Anarchy_fml 0

You should have seen it coming...never develop habits like that. This will probably teach you not to...

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allmidnighteyes 10

You just brought a whole new meaning to getting shitfaced.

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Anarchy_fml 0

You should have seen it coming...never develop habits like that. This will probably teach you not to...

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HahaYDI 0

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inconvienentgurl 0

if u only breathed in it then u wouldnt of had that stuff on ur face...u would of had to breath IT IN to have that all on u n in ur mouth... either u worded this wrong, u dont kno wat ur saying, or its fake. either way YDI 4 any part of that.

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Anarchy_fml 0

WHOA! I just realized something, about 7 hours after I posted this...that I was first. I know this will be deleted, I just wanna savor the moment you know? Cuz ive gotten like 12th before, and I got 4th on something else today, but I mean wow, first. If life had GamerScore, this would be a 50G Achievment. [50G - Woke up before 6 and managed to get first reply on an FML post] and I guess it'd be a double because I'd end up getting: [25G - Realizing you probably won't be part of the 58% of Juniors who have had sex] Oh well. “Hope is a desire with an expectation of accomplishment.” These are my accomplishments. The rare and the few things a broken man can hope for, but one day we'll drink to this and laugh. Laugh well, and wholeheartedly.

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peachy36 3

Dogs don't carry hepatitis, good try though lmao.

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JohnnyTheFox 0

Wow I love this website, I can put down other people's miserable lives, and beautiful Russian brides are only a click away on the right!

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stephyhull 4

why would you do something like that anyway? :|

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Intoxicunt 5

Favorited. That's just great. I'm thinking YDI, but there's such a strong element of FYL in this, so I feel for you.

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leisl14 0

it says he was blowing in the bag then breasthing it in... read the fml... and this was supposed to reply to another comment

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tingting1 0

wtf, how could you not notice the smell?!?! YDI

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allmidnighteyes 10

You just brought a whole new meaning to getting shitfaced.

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Intoxicunt 5

Win. I don't want to speak too soon, but the comments appear to be doing better.

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jchansfan 0

That's disgusting, but really undeniably entirely your fault...

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heyyou1203 0

agreed. wtf were u thinking? i could see if you blew in it to open it up as your dog pooped, but if you don't need to use a new bag, why the hell were you breathing in it?!?!

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handsoff 0

That's one way to break a habit. Although, I'm trying to figure out how you 'absent-mindedly' lifted the bag back up to your mouth without noticing the added weight, let alone the smell.

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hothotheat_ 13

It's like people who bite their nails. Even if they know they were just doing something gross or unsanitary with their hands, they just absent mindedly bite. I speak from experience. /:

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Xx_f_us_all 0

#6 ftfw!!! lol I've done that before it's not a good exprience....lol

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