Animals: Today, I took a big sniff of a flower in my garden. I spent the... - FML

By FlowerPower - 20/07/2009 21:32 - United States

Today, I took a big sniff of a flower in my garden. I spent the rest of the morning blowing little bugs out of my nose. FML

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By lyinginbed - 04/06/2016 19:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a field with my boyfriend and he picked me some pretty flowers. I hugged him and leant in to sniff them. In doing so, I inhaled a bee up my nose and had to force it out my swollen nostril after it had stung me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2019 02:01

Today, my nose had been feeling weirdly uncomfortable all day. After I got home, I blew my nose really hard. I found that a bug had been resting inside my nose the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2021 08:01

Today, I was sitting in the garden with a book, enjoying the fragrant summer breeze. That fragrance changed somewhat once my kittens discovered that the big mole hill next to me made an excellent toilet. FML

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Take a load off

By MustyAtticMouth - 13/01/2024 05:00 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, a long day of work and a bad day for my mental health, I tried to relax with my wife, a movie, and a soda. After returning from using the bathroom, I took a swig to discover a particularly odorous stink bug had snuck into the can, now my mouth. FML

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By bugnose - 16/05/2011 06:26

Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML

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By sneaky1324 - 18/08/2012 07:49 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML

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By baugy - 11/04/2012 02:19 - United States - Orlando

Today, while outside, a bug flew up my nose. After I told my family and friends about a faint vibrating in my upper nostril, they all convinced me I was paranoid. That was until that night when I blew my nose and there was the bug in my tissue. Its leg was still twitching. FML

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By Samantha Glennie - 13/07/2018 20:30

Today, due to the high pollen count and despite taking hay fever medicine, I passed out in the bathroom from not being able to breathe. My mother accused me of doing it on purpose to make her late for work. FML

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Best day of my life

By Cherub - 03/05/2009 22:16 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my wedding day. It was meant to be perfect. The bouquet, along with a high pollen count, set my hay fever off. I walked down the aisle in front of 200 people with streaming eyes and a runny nose; I then had a sneezing fit during my vows and blew a large snot bubble. Real attractive. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2015 02:41 - Australia

Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML

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Ichigoner 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:53

Imagine the bugs. Today i was crawling peacefully on a flower until some idiot sucked me up his nose. FML

so_me_fml 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 1:39

...Maybe just gently inhale the scent instead of sucking it up to your brain?

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triplethreat13 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 2:23

my brother did that once, except it was a hornet. and it stung him in the eyelid. his eye area got all puffy and funny-lookin. :D

lizziemcguireee 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 2:41

Aw, poor you. That is so sick. Ahaha.

random_14 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 3:02

ur fault

GoldenGirl83 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 3:09

I got a little sick to my stomach reading this. That's just gross.

NorfolkDude 2

Tuesday 21 July 2009 3:17

The best way to resolve those nasty bugs in your nose is to fill the sink up with water, then put your face in it and blow really, really hard out your nose.

fml2102008 1

Tuesday 21 July 2009 3:29

that's what you get flowerpower

lovemin 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 3:45

aw man that is so gross.

Crazypeeman 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 4:05

I feel srry for the bugs. One fine morning I crawled on a flower and then some jerk sniffed me up her nose!!!FML.

nightDREAMERms 6

Tuesday 21 July 2009 4:51

O.o Haven't you ever taken Chemistry? Waft, Waft!!

dontbackdown 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 7:39

hahah

ChrisWasHere 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 6:30

What an amazing story. Really delightful.

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