Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee and Work: Caught in 4K

Caught in 4K

By deservedly - 19/12/2022 09:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I clogged the only toilet at work. Thinking I could escape and blame someone else, I opened the door, only to see a line of people waiting outside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 094

You deserved it 17 590

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 862

You deserved it 11 396

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By pooped - 12/04/2020 23:00

Today, at work, the only toilet in the building was so clogged that it was overflowing. We didn't have a plunger, so basically the only way to stop it was to try and reach in and remove the blockage. I was nominated to do it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 880

You deserved it 183

Industrial logs

By wow - 19/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 535

You deserved it 36 946

Phantom shitter

By eirbear - 14/09/2018 18:30

Today, someone had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom at work and didn't clean it up. I'm the only woman in the office and I have only one toilet with no window or fan, so I have to leave the door open to air it out. It's right beside the canteen. Everyone will think it was me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 944

You deserved it 142

Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 613

You deserved it 4 964

TW: Gross

By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 651

You deserved it 38 899

By cmac1229 - 23/06/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, I was at a gas station and I went to the bathroom. Thinking some was already in the bathroom, I waited for ten minutes while people lined up behind me only to find out that it was empty. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 155

You deserved it 51 409

By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 718

You deserved it 7 422

Help!

By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 406

You deserved it 8 095

Oh, hello there, don't mind me

By downinthedumps - 13/01/2015 02:47 - United States - Detroit

Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 997

You deserved it 3 340

toaster123 11

Monday 9 June 2014 22:06

I feel sorry for the lined up people...

beaglegal 42

Monday 9 June 2014 22:06

Guess you're shit out of luck then!

Comments

toaster123 11

Monday 9 June 2014 22:06

I feel sorry for the lined up people...

spignona84 11

Monday 9 June 2014 22:11

I would have come out acting like someone else clogged it before you

Pat_Tricksta 13

Monday 9 June 2014 22:57

That's what you get for trying to put YOUR shit on other people.

solarei 4

Monday 9 June 2014 23:46

It's not to feel sorry for the line of people but more to laugh at the disgusting filth that is the OP. Who the hell hides their bathroom shame? Stand up and walk proud or slunk in shame. OP deserves it for trying yo pin it on someone else.

naajster 14

Tuesday 10 June 2014 5:35

'Today, I waited in line for 30 minutes to use the loo. When my turn finally came, it was clogged. FML...'

strawberrywine22 30

Monday 9 June 2014 22:06

Lol

AlwaysWatching 27

Monday 9 June 2014 22:06

Here come the puns

hanner12 13

Monday 9 June 2014 22:14

Doo doo doo doo

naajster 14

Monday 9 June 2014 22:16

what a shitty situation yes, I said it.

greeneyebeauty9 28

Monday 9 June 2014 22:18

...aaand you'll be getting thumbed down for saying it.

greeneyebeauty9 28

Monday 9 June 2014 23:13

heeeyyy last time I said that I got thumbed down. eh, karma.

stupidface15 16

Monday 9 June 2014 23:40

i bet it was a sticky situation

cryssycakesx3 22

Monday 9 June 2014 23:54

it isn't #31, it stinks, at most.

kfamazing 10

Tuesday 10 June 2014 7:16

I feel like the "here come the puns" comments are worse than the actual pun comments

mmyoung979 14

Thursday 31 July 2014 17:22

"Here comes the pun, doo doo doo doo."

beaglegal 42

Monday 9 June 2014 22:06

Guess you're shit out of luck then!

tman1985 9

Tuesday 10 June 2014 1:39

never thought I'd see the day that a shit joke gets upvotes, impressive.

SpreadTHEKILLER 14

Tuesday 10 June 2014 3:02

#4 Opportunity: Taken

AnOriginalName 19

Tuesday 10 June 2014 4:52

#45, during the second and fourth weeks of the month, the FML community up-votes shitty puns. At all other times, shitty puns are down-voted.

Jbell1527 3

Monday 9 June 2014 22:06

Say it was already clogged.

Vintage_Cola 29

Monday 9 June 2014 22:08

Run, OP. Just run.

zandalee 19

Tuesday 10 June 2014 5:37

Actually this is a good idea. Look terrified, scream, don't make eye contact and break into a sprint OP! That will confuse them.

incoherentrmblr 21

Tuesday 10 June 2014 7:41

Yes, he's running at the speed of smell...

michaeljc7 3

Monday 9 June 2014 22:08

Almost as bad as clogging a toilet at your girlfriends house...

Nohman 14

Monday 9 June 2014 22:19

Pretty much the reason why I never took a crap at the girlfriends' house during a four year relationship.

zandalee 19

Tuesday 10 June 2014 5:38

She probably thought you were a Ken doll. That's actually pretty sad.

greeneyebeauty9 28

Monday 9 June 2014 22:08

As embarrassing as it is, there's really not much to worry about. Blame it on the person before you & say you really had to use the restroom so you tried to unclog it yourself? Eh, I got nothin'. just accept your fate.

dawood_k 27

Monday 9 June 2014 22:09

Oh shit!!! You must of felt like shit!!! The long walk of shame...!

greeneyebeauty9 28

Monday 9 June 2014 22:10

you must *HAVE.. must have felt like shit.

Pat_Tricksta 13

Monday 9 June 2014 22:58

Zombie apocalypse is gonna start if we don't use correct grammar!

drmisin 5

Monday 9 June 2014 23:43

Bring on the zombies!!!!

CTMPandemonium 16

Tuesday 10 June 2014 12:43

#9 (V) ;,,; (V) Your joke is bad, and you should feel bad.

rybaby23 8

Monday 9 June 2014 22:09

Wow if you think you've seen pissed off people before OP you are in for a real surprise! You better go hide because there is a army full of angry people coming your way! Good luck! Next time do a courtesy flush!