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By Nemesis2747 - 24/12/2009 06:09 - United States

Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML

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By marz88 - 24/10/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML

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By anonymous - 21/05/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, I had to take care of my best friend while she was drunk. This meant changing her pee-soaked sheets, making her take a bath to get all the baby powder off, and making her put clothes on as she tried to run out the house naked. FML

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By Jebus - 24/01/2009 16:07 - Canada

Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML

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By Koda - 06/05/2011 04:27

Today, I passed out when my blood sugar dropped. Three times. And each time, my roommate, who was right next to me, just let me fall because he liked the way my face looked. FML

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By Matt - 13/07/2012 19:06 - United States

Today, I woke up in a daze after a long night drinking. I felt a subtle nudge on my shoulder. I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, passed out on top of her, with no pants on. Her dad was, in so many words, informing me that I had to leave immediately. FML

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Do I know you?

By goblue - 21/12/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I was sleeping in my room when I awoke to an unfamiliar female voice in my apartment, followed by a thud. I walked out to find a drunk girl I've never met collapsed in my doorway. After puking all over the place, she had me call her father, who picked her up 10 minutes later. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 02:49 - United States

Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML

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By curiousorange - 05/07/2009 15:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I met a great girl at a party. We talked alone, and she made me promise I'd dance with her later. When I saw her later, she was unconscious, and in an ambulance. She'd collapsed, and the entire party assumed I'd spiked her drink. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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Mutantking 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 12:06

lol wonder how this ended. cops? or frying pan?

irockmyworld 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 13:07

i think its really sweet that you didnt hesitate to help her. you dont deserve this

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CallMeHush 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 19:54

At that point you might as well rape

FarSide 22

Friday 25 December 2009 2:13

FO you douchebag

CallMeHush 0

Friday 25 December 2009 8:59

Sorry, I didn't realize that the whole comment didn't post. It was supposed to read" at that point you should just rape and kill them both then. Be careful where you hide the bodies." Better?

humblebumble 1

Thursday 24 December 2009 20:10

That was hilarious.

Tigg3r 3

Thursday 24 December 2009 20:23

FTW!!!

loveyahun 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 22:14

omg...lmao

meunknown101 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 22:47

AHAHA! It makes me worse that you're a guy, lmao.

bailo 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 22:58

yep. i agree with #8.

teiso_fml 0

Friday 25 December 2009 0:27

Not really a big deal once you explain it.

wh4t3v3R 0

Friday 25 December 2009 1:38

Explaining it IS the big deal. *Glare* "The doctors drugged her and then she asked me to take her clothes off!" *Glare* "Really!" *Glare* "Really Really!" *Glare* "I'll just leave them on and never come back, OK?"

butterflyhearts 0

Monday 28 December 2009 23:48

HAHAHA yessss exactly what I was thinking!!

musicislife1995_fml 0

Friday 25 December 2009 1:00

who gives a flying shit? obviously shed understand why. she probably already has but your whining self felt you wanted to tell the world about your experience that OBVIOUSLY embarasses you to your very core. get over it and continue undressing unconscious people

Nemesis2747 4

Friday 25 December 2009 3:48

Her Roommate had a good laugh after i explained it to her and woke up my friend to verify. It was more than embarassing, and i did enjoy it, shes kinda hot.