Health: Today, I took a nap because I've been sick for the past week...

By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 18:25 - Singapore

Today, I took a nap because I've been sick for the past week and I was exhausted. When I woke up, my hair, shirt, pillow, and bedsheets were soaked. I threw up all over myself in my sleep. FML

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By Courtney - 30/10/2022 14:00

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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By SickBoi - 30/03/2021 14:01 - United States - Cambridge

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By SlutRobot6000 - 01/07/2022 04:00

Today, I'm using mold and mildew stain remover on my mattress, all because I threw up on it drunk, and was to lazy to clean it up when it happened. FML

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By Ouch - 15/08/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML

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By JustADream - 24/02/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML

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By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

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Monday 6 December 2010 0:03

I've done this when I was sick once. lucky you didn't choke to death.

albertaeinstein 0

Monday 6 December 2010 0:38

That sucks, but you could've died if you didn't open your mouth when... it came out. You would've suffocated on your own vomit. So, embarrassing funeral dodged, right?

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xStiina 0

Monday 6 December 2010 0:16

that's just gross... take a nice showers.

iliketurdles 7

Monday 6 December 2010 2:28

two showers and one sponge.

GoodLookingGeese 10

Monday 6 December 2010 0:32

I been tired this hard few times, take care..

albertaeinstein 0

Monday 6 December 2010 0:38

That sucks, but you could've died if you didn't open your mouth when... it came out. You would've suffocated on your own vomit. So, embarrassing funeral dodged, right?

AyOoiitzMenOlxD 0

Monday 6 December 2010 0:39

That sucks but be grateful you alive because that happen to me last week and I almost die they had to take me to the hospital.

Judus_beej 0

Monday 6 December 2010 1:21

at least your name isn't Bon Scott or you'd be dead.

sinnikle 5

Monday 6 December 2010 1:27

hope you feel better.

lexibabyx3 0

Monday 6 December 2010 1:46

uhm. ewhh .

yoyo53 0

Monday 6 December 2010 2:10

two days ago I did the same thing after drinking too much 4 loko

Brandi_Faith 33

Monday 6 December 2010 10:43

Ya see, that's not cool though!! You're pretty much an idiot for drinking that much more than your body could handle and you could've very easily died just from your own stupidity!! I bet you DocBastard has a bunch of stories to tell of teens dying from drinking too much, passing out, and drowning in their own puke!! And for what??

kiakia0131 23

Monday 6 December 2010 16:26

and you are one of the reasons many places are banning 4loko...

yoyo53 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 0:37

they are banning it cause of too much alcohol poisoning, I'm not the reason because I rarely drink and I'm no young dumb idiot just drank too fast and ate some bad stuff thats all.