By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 18:25 - Singapore

Today, I took a nap because I've been sick for the past week and I was exhausted. When I woke up, my hair, shirt, pillow, and bedsheets were soaked. I threw up all over myself in my sleep. FML
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snapperhead 0

I've done this when I was sick once. lucky you didn't choke to death.

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albertaeinstein 0

That sucks, but you could've died if you didn't open your mouth when... it came out. You would've suffocated on your own vomit. So, embarrassing funeral dodged, right?

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MRiKiCCS 0

be greatful your alive , alotta people die in their sleep because of that!

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LaFemmeQuiRit 3

My guess: #1 was originally a "first" comment, but was edited by the mods in a creatively funny way. *crosses fingers*

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

I'm so sick, Infected with where I live Let me live without this Empty bliss, Selfishness I'm so sick I'm so sick

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XoX_CUPCAKES_XoX 0

#9 yea i know some one that did its sad :(

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the_flirtt 0

yeah so in guessing op had too much to drink ?

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hobojo11 0

no wayvi put that same note on their forhead yesterday

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Mauskau 35

Umm, no, probably has a stomach bug. I got something similar when I was on holiday a few years ago and was throwing up everywhere, everything I ate or drank came back up and I was even throwing up water. Luckily I lasted long enough to go to a doctor that gave me some tablets that dissolved in water (I was about 10) and tasted vile. I lived on gathered for 3 days after I got the tablets, and toast and rice was the only food I could keep down.

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not_kidding 0

lucky... one time I was throwing up exactly once an hour, and throwing up nothing is worse than throwing up something cause you just keep heaving.

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enormouselephant 15

Awe poor op! Hopefully you have someone taking care of you.

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colorsofthewind 0

Um... at least you didn't choke on your own barf and DIE from throwing up in your sleep! idea

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WTSchool 0

The OP deserved this because she's complaining when she could be in a worse situation like dying? Then you would pity her? What's wrong with your common sense?

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mintcar 9

Omgoodness, that is SUCH a cute puppy

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sixtimessix 0

I know for sure that's how Chris Farley died. :(

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shannybannyy123 4

wtf that's not how Chris farley died lol dumbass

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WTSchool 0

Wouldn't you wake up? Ew. FYL. Sorry. :c

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worldclass 0

You do wake up.. and fall back asleep pretty quickly, most of the time you dont remember.

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musiclover087 0

I've actually done this before, and it sucks!

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snapperhead 0

I've done this when I was sick once. lucky you didn't choke to death.

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FukYurLife_89 0

she deserve it because she got creampied like a month ago... hmmm shudda stayed away from da pie. kmsl

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fulbrama000 0

ouch that sucks I had that happen to me when I was five the only thing I did differently is I fell back asleep to this day the smell of tacos still disgusts me haha

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wwerulez14 6

May I ask what the smell of tacos has to do with your comment?

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iliveinthesky_fml 0

obviously she ate tacos or her vomit smelled like tacos.

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