By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 05:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my mom doesn't know my phone number, but she does know the names of both of David Hasselhoff's daughters. FML
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OneLittleAdditio 9

So? My mom doesn't know my number either she just finds me on her contacts and clicks send. the magic of cell phones!

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DjeePee 24

Here's a thought: maybe your mom is good in remembering names, and bad in remembering phone numbers. I am.

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Lolerskatez 0

Atleast she knows the important things =]

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andrewshields20 0

I wouldn't remember you number either if I was in a nursing home. dick.

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DishHeads 9

WTH do you expect ??? names are easy, numbers don't mean anything, hard to memorise

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OneLittleAdditio 9

So? My mom doesn't know my number either she just finds me on her contacts and clicks send. the magic of cell phones!

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Sadochan 0

Who the **** calls them 'cell phones'? ******* loser.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

That's what I figured, too. My mum is terrible with numbers. I have no idea what useless bits of trivia she knows instead because I don't get butthurt over dumb shit.

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Sadochan 0

I don't even know what the **** you're on about. If it's about my comment, the ***** your mum have to do with this?

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marmlr339 14

this isn't even an FML. now in response to the guy above me... Americans call them cell phones. just because in Australia. that word is not used it doesn't mean it isn't used. and chill out!

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TexanDanny 2

sado shut the **** up, you must be one of those lonely people that get on the internet and talk shit to feel good about themselves

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elme0212 0

sado, #12 wasn't even talking to you, loser. how about you get a life?

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sugarr0babby0 0

4 - I love your picture ! :)

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doggone456 0

You sir, should learn a new word besides "****", you shouldn't ******* use it in ever ******* sentence, you ******* troll. :) anyways f the op's life

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ImaginaryFoe 0

I repeat: I don't get butthurt over dumb shit. Don't feed the troll, kids.

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Zebidee 8

Sadochan - please tell me you're a troll, because I'd hate to think that you were that ******* stupid.

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Judus_beej 0

that's important information. if your moms on a trivia show she might need to know that for the final answer. your number is just your number. I forget mine all the time.

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mandomandomando 3

I guess she loves them more! :p

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TerrorDollie 0

She seems to have her priorities straight!

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Brian Green 8

YEAH! Cuz remembering phone numbers that are literally a click away is so important now adays! SHAME ON HER!

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TerrorDollie 0

She seems to have her priorities straight!

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DjeePee 24

Here's a thought: maybe your mom is good in remembering names, and bad in remembering phone numbers. I am.

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Mister_Grinch 0

Names - First and last or two words to remember. Number - Long ass digits that go on forever in some cases. I say it's a win for mom.

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