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By ShelterForTheHomless - 14/01/2014 03:31 - United States - Anaheim

Today, I took a nap in my car right after finishing up at work. I was woken up by a hobo sitting in the passenger seat, watching me sleep. Apparently, he'd managed to unlock the door with a wire hanger. FML
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perdix 29

#41, yes, but I only know the shenanigans hobos play on male victims, and, yes, I'm still bitter that FML didn't publish that one.

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RenoTheRhino 30

Politely give him a parcel of food and ask him to leave. Then make sure there isn't anything funky in your car..

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ZY1431 24

well hey something worse could have happened ya know.

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johnny61 2

Thanks for the F shack love dirty mike and the boys

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Muttley9 13

Truly scary stuff; at least they left you without harming you.

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fivetimeslonger 24

Why are there so many comments saying "give him food/water/money/a ride to a shelter" WHY would you offer ANYONE, homeless or not, ANYTHING when they've just broken into your car?! With you in it.

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naren723 11

Maybe he watching out for you from the evil hobos while getting a comfy and warm place to sit. At least you woke up to him just sitting there, not touching you or rifling through your things.

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tuffykat 8

you must be a deep sleeper! that is uber creepy!!

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Dasuss 11

Are people really defending a hobo for breaking into someone's car? If that was your car and you woke up next to a hobo, I highly doubt you'd be so quick to defend.

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allie2590 31

Yeah seriously... this is like defending someone who breaks into a house because they've come upon tough times. Come on people, think please. >.>

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lovelyweirdo 4

must have be fun

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