By ShelterForTheHomless - 14/01/2014 03:31 - United States - Anaheim
perdix tells us more.
#41, yes, but I only know the shenanigans hobos play on male victims, and, yes, I'm still bitter that FML didn't publish that one.
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Are you a heavy sleeper or?
You need the bad advice duck picture too!
The fact that he can unlock the door with a wire hanger makes him a very talented hobo. You should get the address of where he keeps his box, I mean home.
Scary.. At least you know your car can be broken into now!
Anything that is locked can be broken into.
Not true
Me if I were the driver: wat
I had something kinda similar happen to me. I was driving home alone from my late-night college class, & I stopped to get some food. I was the only person there, & I was at a red light. I saw a man & woman walking across the front of my car, locked my doors & windows, looked down to change the song on my iPod, when I looked up, the man I'd seen walking was crouched down outside my passenger side window, literally about 2 inches away from the window, just staring right in at me. It was like he was just looking through me. As soon as I saw him, he got up & left, & I floored it outta there!
Where is the follow up? I cannot locate it.. :(
That's creepy!!
That's what you get for forgetting about Hobo Joe, OP. No one forgets Hobo Joe!
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Politely give him a parcel of food and ask him to leave. Then make sure there isn't anything funky in your car..
That's some scary shit :-(