By Anonymous - 10/05/2017 04:00

Today, my mom came in to hug me while I was sleeping, or so I thought. I woke up and tried to hug her back, only to find she had wrapped a tape measure around me. She was trying to measure my bust size to win a bet. FML
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RinoaHeartilly 36

I think you're missing the point that this is an FML because that shit is creepy and invasive.

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Lalala579121 27

There's always one person who takes every joke seriously and ruins everyone else's fun.

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jamielusions 19

And you missed the joke

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Druu 53

joke [johk] n. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act

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wanted_2_want 40

Plot twist: OP is a guy. With bigger boobs than any of his female friends.

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DrowningLessons 19

That's ******* creepy, I would be freaked the **** out, who bets on their daughter's boob size? I wonder how that conversation even started.

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arioch_fml 20

It is creepy, but I believe it's son, not daughter in this fml.

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worldclassrager 39

A tape measure wouldn't measure your bust properly...but it works...how did she do?

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RichardPencil 30

What's the bet? Did your mom win? Did she get good odds, because your goods are odd?

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hkaur30056 6

I read rape instead of tape

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onceuponatime456 16

Hmmmmmmm, a mother who doesn't know her daughter's bust size??? Somehow I doubt it.

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PhoenixChick 26

Not all parents are comfortable with discussing their own bodies, much less their children's blooming sexuality.

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