Love: Today, I took a nap. My boyfriend took this opportunity to go...

By bev_rogan - 21/06/2015 10:16 - United States - New Castle

Today, I took a nap. My boyfriend took this opportunity to go over to his "beautiful" and "amazing" ex-girlfriend's house to help her clean out her pool. I told him I didn't think that was appropriate. He told me I don't value relationships and didn't come home tonight. FML

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By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

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By cantwin - 02/10/2023 20:00

Today, my girlfriend returned from a two day trip. I'd spent the time cleaning the house and working on house projects, so she wouldn't come home and be stressed. She got upset when she got home because the house was clean, and it made her feel inadequate. FML

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By hikingtospace - 04/10/2016 15:25 - United States - Hilliard

Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML

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By really - 07/11/2014 00:30 - United States

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML

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FunnnyGirrl 19

Monday 22 June 2015 8:42

You should reevaluate your relationship with him, OP. He sounds like he is still into his ex, calling her 'amazing & beautiful'. You should be with a guy who only refers to you in that way, not his ex!

Charles900 16

Monday 22 June 2015 8:37

Actually, it sounds more like he doesn't value relationships, especially if he's describing his ex in those terms.

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Flyndaran 10

Tuesday 23 June 2015 0:53

Only controlling assholes dictate who you can be friends with. Of course, he overreacted by pouting like a child, not to mention acting somewhat guilty.

PANDORUM89 21

Tuesday 23 June 2015 6:16

it's not like she said you can only be friends with person a, b, and c. Sorry not sorry that she doesn't want her BOYFRIEND TALKING TO AN EX HE SEEMS TO THINK IS AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL. he should respect her more and either break up if he loves someone else or keep his damn mouth shut and put their relationship before his EX gf.

Witchylady 17

Tuesday 23 June 2015 1:01

Well we all know what he ended up doing. He was cleaning out more than his ex girlfriends pool

Bob_Gray 6

Tuesday 23 June 2015 1:39

I think Tom cheating on you is the least of your problems, Bevvy

Szaszaspasz 26

Tuesday 23 June 2015 2:59

I don't know if she got her pool cleaned or he got his ashes hauled.

darlinguwillbok 7

Tuesday 23 June 2015 4:12

Any boyfriend who calls some other girl "beautiful and amazing" is not worth dating. You deserve someone who values YOUR relationship

ratatata_fml 5

Tuesday 23 June 2015 8:13

My first boyfriend broke up with me because I was mad that he was going with his ex-girlfriend to put her baby, with another man, up for adoption. He said that if I didn't value thier friendship then we couldn't be together. Less than two days later he was posting stuff online "just got back together with the love of my life, *insert her name*!" And she posted "um... We are just friends." Then he tried to call me. No thanks! Long story short: don't trust a dude who is hanging on to his ex. he just wants to get back with her.