By BeerSlut - 02/09/2015 21:37 - Portugal - Santa Marta De Penagui?o

Today, my mother called me a slut and unladylike because I prefer beer instead of wine. Apparently, beer's only for "unladylike sluts". FML
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supertacowaffle 41

I don't like wine either, just because it's not to someone's doesn't mean you're an unladylike ****, don't listen to her OP many people don't like wine.

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supertacowaffle 41

I don't like wine either, just because it's not to someone's doesn't mean you're an unladylike ****, don't listen to her OP many people don't like wine.

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tdawg91 17

We can all just be beer ***** together

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cynthianicole95 9

I know I sure don't like wine.

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okokalright 15

Welcome to society. Where most people genderize basically everything.

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8313girl 28

I prefer whiskey, vodka and rum to beer but I'll still drink it. Silly mom, your taste in beverages will not make you a ****. Now what you do after you drink all that beer and liquor just might.....

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dacooliest 16

What am I if I don't like either? ( ._.)

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Sangue0608 26

Then I guess to her mom you would be an unladylike **** too.

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derangedplanet 23

the one who no one actually wants around but takes anyways because as he said ^^^ designated driver

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Sangue0608 26

Well I may be quite the opposite, I prefer wine to beer, but I also like liquor. Though I have nothing against people who prefer beer, it's cheaper anyway.

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dont_touch_my_ca 8

Very good sir. One should always have a diverse taste. Makes catching those drink specials easier.

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Goblin182 26

I guess I am an unlady like ****.

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8313girl 28

Hmm depends on the beer you drink lol.

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zeffra13 31

...but wine sucks. It's a matter of taste! You can't judge people by their tastebuds, only manners while drinking and such. You could try putting beer in a stem glass I guess, maybe that would pacify her?

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smokecloud_ 37

I did that once with some really cheap beer. xD But really though, whether you prefer beer, wine, liquor, none or all does not determine your "ladylikeness" or "sluttiness".

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derangedplanet 23

#48 having wine or beer or liquor compared to none definitly determines my sluttiness. ....

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derangedplanet 23

actually probably my ladylikeness too. I imagine lady likes don't end up in people's laps.

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kirstyfunnybunny 18

I guess she doesn't know many women who like beer, my friends and I love beer and none of us are *****. Don't listen to her OP

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Mynamewontfi 40

That's stupid. It's all a matter of taste. Who cares what drink you prefer more

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Thatissarcastic 17

That's all fine and good, but if you drink apple juice then you're a ****.

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iAmDictionary 13

*eyes widen as I sip my apple juice* I guess the Internet has spoken.. I'm a ****

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