By idiot - 24/01/2013 19:53 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I took a swig of lemonade from my cup, only to feel something hard in my mouth. Thinking it was a roach or something, I freaked out and spat out the drink. I doused my laptop and soaked myself in the process, only to find out it was a small ice-cube. FML
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Sillydeadperson 17

Jesus, I hope the computer's alright (or not expensive). Why would you think it was a roach if you didn't feel any legs or squirming?

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DocBastard 38

I completely understand your reaction. Most men don't like hard things near their mouths. Wait, what?

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n_epic_fail 14

Am I the only one who looks at what I'm about to ingest?...

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ninjalovin 8

I giggled at " something hard in my mouth "

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Koleckai 16

If your first thought is roach, you should clean your environment.

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morella_xx 29

To everyone saying OP's house must be dirty, you must not live in the south. Roaches are an unfortunate fact of life here. I don't really see any in the winter, but I've also lived in Hawaii, which also has a lot of roaches, and year-round warm weather also means year-round roach weather. You can keep a clean house and still see the occasional roach. Of course, it's probably a lot worse if your house IS dirty. Just saying, depending on where you live, your house doesn't have to be a dump to have unwelcome six-legged visitors.

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sarah17xx_fml 10

The texture of an ice cube not remotely similar to a roach at all. Why'd a roach be your first thought?

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rockbandaddict85 22

wow! one may have to wonder how filthy the place was where you were for your mind to instantly jump to cockroach?? I hate bugs too but there is a huge difference between ice and cockroach.

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rockbandaddict85 22

how stoned or inebriated were you that you forgot there was ice in your drink???

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chottu 16

Wait..what? I'm assuming you poured your own drink, which meant you must have known there was ice in it! Also ick, have you had a cockroach climb into your drink before? I live in Australia too, I know its summer and there are cockroaches about but I'm use mortein on the corners/edges of the rooms and I do not have this problem. Even if you did have a cockroach here and there, if it's getting to the stage where there is a possibility of them invading your drink there is something wrong.

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