Miscellaneous: Today, I took a swig of lemonade from my cup, only to feel something...

By idiot - 24/01/2013 19:53 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I took a swig of lemonade from my cup, only to feel something hard in my mouth. Thinking it was a roach or something, I freaked out and spat out the drink. I doused my laptop and soaked myself in the process, only to find out it was a small ice-cube. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 567

You deserved it 40 302

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Added protein

By Anonymous - 10/02/2021 00:30

Today, I was drinking lemon juice through a straw. After finishing half of the drink, I noticed there was a cockroach in my straw. FML

I agree, your life sucks 949

You deserved it 192

By jess - 07/03/2010 14:08 - South Africa

Today, I had a sip of my coffee and felt a lump of some kind enter my mouth. I thought it was a bit of biscuit, and then remembered I didn't have biscuits this morning with my coffee. I took it out of my mouth and it was a huge black fly. I then spat the rest of my coffee all over my laptop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 032

You deserved it 4 689

By bloodyLIP - 14/05/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that an ice cube is capable of ripping the skin off your bottom lip. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 283

You deserved it 14 173

By no name - 22/02/2011 12:25

Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 960

You deserved it 4 787

By yum - 07/07/2013 05:09 - United States - Sylmar

Today, I was drinking from a cup with a built-in straw. After taking a long sip, I noticed a weird taste. Upon investigation, I found a small caterpillar wedged inside the straw. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 302

You deserved it 4 332

By Anonymous - 07/02/2014 18:51 - Mayotte - Mamoudzou

Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 284

You deserved it 3 662

Freeze!

By Anonymous - 03/06/2024 06:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I was craving a cold Coke, so I grabbed one from the freezer where I had put it to chill quickly. As soon as I opened it, the can exploded all over me and the kitchen. I spent the next hour cleaning sticky residue off the floor, surrounding furniture, and even the ceiling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 261

You deserved it 440

By Kristen Duncan - 01/08/2017 20:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I just drank a sip of beer and felt something so I spit it out... It was an earwig. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 546

You deserved it 427

Dead bug walking

By Drink up - 28/03/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I was about to take a drink from my cup when I saw a bug making its way along the lid. When I saw it going down into the drink, I quickly ripped off the lid to stop it. I wasn't fast enough, and watched it drown. Thanks for that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 324

You deserved it 127

By Sarah-grace - 17/05/2016 22:20 - United States - Benton

Today, I was dumping some old milk in the sink and noticed it wasn't going down. Assuming food was clogging the drain, I stuck my hand down in it to remove the food. I removed a blueberry and half a cockroach. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 809

You deserved it 1 511

Sillydeadperson 17

Friday 25 January 2013 2:47

Jesus, I hope the computer's alright (or not expensive). Why would you think it was a roach if you didn't feel any legs or squirming?

DocBastard 38

Friday 25 January 2013 2:52

I completely understand your reaction. Most men don't like hard things near their mouths. Wait, what?

Comments

hahatofunny 20

Friday 25 January 2013 3:26

Ice is cold and smooth, bugs are gross and hairy. There's a big difference.

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 25 January 2013 3:29

"Go home, roach, you're drunk."

KittahMonster 20

Friday 25 January 2013 3:34

Not even a roach is worth "dousing" your laptop.

rapid_vapid 5

Friday 25 January 2013 3:50

Could you not have spit into the cup you'd just drank from? I'd hate to be in a public place enjoying a beverage with you OP!!

deequu 20

Friday 25 January 2013 3:52

Always spit to the sides! Hope the laptop can be fixed!

buckdharma 37

Friday 25 January 2013 3:57

Tell the truth op. You were watching Hentai **** again, weren't you?

GothickNihilist 15

Friday 25 January 2013 5:45

What type of hentai would cause someone to spit out their drink? Watashi kana kana?

missababgaga 19

Friday 25 January 2013 4:27

Reading the part "Only to feel something hard in my mouth" made me think "That's what she said." Please tell me I'm not the only one

slacker_69 6

Friday 25 January 2013 4:35

#40 your not that's exactly what I thought to

dmoran20 27

Friday 25 January 2013 5:09

Nothing like square freezing cold roaches...

KingCeltic77 18

Friday 25 January 2013 5:33

Atleast it wasn't a roach.

calliet145 14

Friday 25 January 2013 5:45

I'm kind of confused as to how you "doused your computer AND soaked yourself" when spitting out a single sip. It's not like your poured the whole drink out...when taking a drink you don't put THAT much in your mouth, so I'm somewhat confused as to how all of that got wet from one sip...