Kids: Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim...

By shizzy09 - 13/04/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

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By Lexi - 20/11/2010 19:07 - Canada

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

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By joshinbaltimore - 22/03/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML

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By parentof5 - 23/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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By singlemam - 15/03/2016 01:51 - United States - Akron

Today, while at the park, my 3 year-old ran up to a lady, grabbed her chest and loudly asked, "Are these your breasts? Are they private on you too?" FML

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By short&stout - 26/08/2017 20:00

Today, I took the kids to the pool. I'm short and 20lbs overweight but they talked me into it and I put on a swimsuit for the first time in 10 years. As soon as we got there, a girl my height but a good 150lbs heavier said, "It's so nice to see another big girl in a two-piece!" FML

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By geli - 09/08/2016 00:12

Today, while at the public swimming pool, I gave my 2-year-old daughter a piggy back ride in the pool. We were having fun until I realized she had untied my swim top. FML

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By Big bootay - 28/01/2019 16:00

Today, while at a restaurant, my 4 year-old son pointed at a lady and exclaimed, “Mom, her butt is even bigger than yours!” FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 07:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up on my 5-year-old daughter underwater and surprise her. I grabbed her by the sides, and she shrieked. A moment later, a brown cloud erupted from her swimsuit. Cue screaming and a mass panic from the other kids. FML

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By Sloppy Cashmere - 09/05/2016 21:26 - United States - Bemidji

Today, I visited a waterpark with friends. At one point, a woman floating near me suddenly says to me, "How are you doing, honey?" Instinctively, I replied, "I'm well". The woman gave me a strange look and I turned around to find she was talking to her child directly behind me. FML

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By Abby_gummibear - 19/03/2011 21:04 - United States

Today, at the Mommy and Me dance class that I take my four year old daughter to, the instructor had us do a stretch, telling us to pretend we're mermaids. My daughter said to me, "But you're not a mermaid, you're a whale!" FML

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tsezu 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:02

This should be the guy with boobs' FML entry. "Today, I was at a local pool when a lady and her daughter came for swimming lessons. As they walked onto the deck, the daughter yelled "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" She was referring to me. The whole pool heard. FML"

dogpup4 23

Tuesday 13 September 2011 23:14

Really? Thats why I will!

Comments

kiripsan 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 15:30

I love how blunt she was.

Root123 0

Friday 1 May 2009 13:08

It's not the parent's fault if a four year old speaks inappropriately. At the age of four the brain has barely even begun to develop things such as long-term memory and object permanence. Maybe by the time of seven will they have begun to understand social norms and be able to follow clear cut rules. However at such an early age of development, the brain still lacks experiences from the outside world. Merely being a "good parent" has very little to do with what your child will learn up until four years old. You can introduce different things to them, but it's the kid's brain's job to pick up on it, which it cannot do to 80% of the stimuli presented to it. So next time you want to judge a parent because they have a stupid child, just remember that it's because the child's brain hasn't developed to the point where they can understand what to do.Up until age six or seven.

nike1 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 14:08

lol, that's really hallarious!! xD

irrelevantxx 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 21:37

LMFAO

Houdeka 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 8:21

Good for her america is fat and disgraceful

MercenaryWubby 2

Monday 7 September 2009 9:34

You must be so ******* proud. You know, since you're so flawless and your country has ZERO negative aspects. I'm sure your own backwards ass 3rd world country is so ******* perfect compared to us.

KyleUnderhill 9

Wednesday 12 November 2014 4:55

his profile says he's living in Kansas

KK_320 2

Tuesday 4 August 2009 7:22

Nice! LOL!

nachoh22 0

Monday 28 September 2009 4:25

hey America may have some flaws but **** im guessing ur some fat ass bitch and 20 bucks says America could nuke the shit outa ur country. so go suck a fat ****