Kids: Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded...

By joshinbaltimore - 22/03/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML

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By shizzy09 - 13/04/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

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By Lexi - 20/11/2010 19:07 - Canada

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

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By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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By parentof5 - 23/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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By short&stout - 26/08/2017 20:00

Today, I took the kids to the pool. I'm short and 20lbs overweight but they talked me into it and I put on a swimsuit for the first time in 10 years. As soon as we got there, a girl my height but a good 150lbs heavier said, "It's so nice to see another big girl in a two-piece!" FML

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By andy - 01/01/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML

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By littl3storm - 13/10/2018 12:00

Today, I was trying on bras in a shop when a little kid stuck their head under my stall. I was completely topless and completely surprised when they asked if I was their mommy. I'm 16. FML

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By Shannon - 29/11/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, while at a hotel for vacation with my brother and his wife, I was watching their two-month old daughter in the waterpark when a woman came up to me and said, "Aww your kid is so adorable! Don't worry, you'll get your figure back in no time." I'm a fourteen year old girl. FML

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By imamomma - 20/12/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 00:04 - United States - Reno

Today, after swimming in the pool, I went into the shower. Little did I know that my niece was hiding in there. She excitedly yelled "I saw your boobs!" Now my nephew won't stop crying because he didn't get to see them as well. FML

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Tehalon 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 12:20

Maybe try eating vegetables now and then. (That stuff between a hamburger doesnt count!)

tweets 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 13:13

wear a bra, maybe?

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asb1234561 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 12:04

Probably time to lose some weight then? Complaining to FML isn't going to help :P

alex_vik 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 12:05

Lose some weight then. Edit: Damn, beaten by a minute.

mad_softball 7

Thursday 3 July 2014 0:57

Don't be an ass

Tehalon 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 12:20

Maybe try eating vegetables now and then. (That stuff between a hamburger doesnt count!)

Bardock 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 12:29

Yeah if little kids are pointing out your man **** then the problem lies with you and no-one else.

pinkfrenchrose 5

Sunday 22 March 2009 13:03

Ouch. >_>

tweets 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 13:13

wear a bra, maybe?

UnluckyChicka 0

Friday 25 February 2011 15:52

sports bra- compression mite make them look smaller!

Morgannbby 0

Monday 1 August 2011 4:46

Why would a GUY wear a bra in the first place? Expically swimming?? Come on now,.

pinkster2014 25

Tuesday 28 January 2014 21:27

Bikini top maybe?

z_vet 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 13:17

Hahaha!

pgray18 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 13:27

stop ****** eating

AntiChrist7 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 13:30

you're fat.

shalvius 3

Sunday 22 March 2009 14:07

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