Intimacy: Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later,...

By Anonymous - 17/02/2015 19:17 - United States

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML

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By jill - 25/02/2014 16:59 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML

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Creepy

By 420SUX - 04/08/2012 06:17 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By Oh God - 24/05/2018 06:00

Today, I met my new boyfriend’s family for the first time. Unfortunately for me, his dad walked in to ask what we wanted for dinner while we were having sex. Even worse was that my boyfriend kept going while his dad was there, and his dad later said he was glad I was “the woman”. FML

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By outoflove - 30/06/2014 21:06 - United States - Rockport

Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML

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Frustrated wank

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 19:00

Today, I gave my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. Apparently, I was so bad at it that he eventually just slapped my hand away and angrily said he'd do it himself. FML

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Cheats, cheats everwhere

By bbbblt - 15/08/2010 11:39 - Australia

Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML

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By Terry - 13/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

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No way

By 3sacrowd - 17/11/2009 03:46 - Canada

Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML

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By oops - 15/07/2012 05:34 - United States

Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML

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_kyleG_ 34

Wednesday 18 February 2015 0:16

Who the hell just gives a handjob anyway? That's about as exciting as cheating on your diet with broccoli soda.

gracehi 31

Wednesday 18 February 2015 0:16

Hey, you can't expect your sister to go all the way on a first date. What kind of a girl do you think she is?

Comments

nightwalker707 8

Thursday 19 February 2015 6:55

Hahah! I'd send that bitch out the window.

AfroFluff 23

Thursday 19 February 2015 7:44

I wonder what his excuse was...

BrotherPhil 35

Thursday 19 February 2015 11:13

"I slipped over and when she went to help me up, she accidentally grabbed my dick."

ecstasy22 12

Thursday 19 February 2015 19:28

May be when you entered she was giving handjob,im sure they hd other plans too

iamcodydat 8

Thursday 19 February 2015 20:06

I hope your family kicked the shit out of him before he left.

alightbourne96 3

Friday 20 February 2015 5:29

Girl that is so messed up , dump his ass

SexyMexi21 23

Friday 20 February 2015 6:06

Well by the sounds of it. You don't really love him anyhow. Dump him.

effd_4_life 2

Friday 20 February 2015 6:42

This had nothing to do with you and EVERYTHING to do with him and his problems... (and your sister's). Drop him like a hot rock and walk away. Oh and your sister deserves a beatdown for her part in the ordeal.