Kids: Today, I took my class to swimming lessons at the local public...

By Teach - 31/03/2015 07:40 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I took my class to swimming lessons at the local public pool. One student came out and proudly told me that she'd pooed in the shower, but it was OK because she'd then picked it up and flushed it down the toilet. FML

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By rkl2010 - 23/05/2010 18:02 - United States

Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML

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By heyyoitsapotato - 31/05/2013 02:35 - United States

Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML

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Let it all out

By HateCelebz - 26/08/2023 00:02

Today, I went for a swim in the sea. It was early and I was the only one in the water. i swam out far, then my tummy rumbled big time. Next thing I knew, I'd shat my shorts. It went everywhere. I had to scoop the poop out with my hand and wash it off whilst swimming back to shore. I had to shower afterwards. FML

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By Countdown has begun - 16/05/2019 12:58

Today, my girlfriend took a crap in my swimming pool. Her excuse? She had to go. FML

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Teaching moment

By poolboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "But I just peed in that water." FML

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By Crapper. - 16/09/2016 20:35 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML

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You deserved it 732

Work sucks

By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By IPityTheStool - 09/06/2011 13:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by, "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. Then we continued to chat. FML

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Cute

By benjo - 06/08/2013 18:07 - United States

Today, I was lifeguarding a pool party for a bunch of eight year-olds. One of them decided it'd be funny to have a contest to see who could make the most bubbles with their farts. It led to three kids shitting themselves in the pool, and me having the dubious honor of cleaning it up. FML

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You deserved it 4 843

wishfulthinks 19

Tuesday 31 March 2015 17:32

Silver linings OP - At least you didn't have to pick it up!

archnarquibquib 21

Tuesday 31 March 2015 17:36

That's absolutely disgusting. I dry heaved reading that.

Comments

wishfulthinks 19

Tuesday 31 March 2015 17:32

Silver linings OP - At least you didn't have to pick it up!

happyturtle 16

Tuesday 31 March 2015 19:35

it's the poop throwing guy from 9gag!!! :D

Rainbow2Cloud 12

Tuesday 31 March 2015 19:55

That and OP didn't have to see it!

slingerslasher 24

Tuesday 31 March 2015 20:21

Plot twist: OP is a college professor.

pabj208 23

Tuesday 31 March 2015 20:31

Yep, sounds like problem solved to me!

NotPatSajak 11

Tuesday 31 March 2015 17:32

I would probably back away slowly and avoid all hand contact with that student until the end of time.

triple666__ 19

Tuesday 31 March 2015 17:32

oh then it's fine. ;)

Woedel 25

Tuesday 31 March 2015 17:33

Ehh, at least she flushed it down herself and you didn't have to do that.. This is good time to be thankful for the chlorine in pools!

Woedel 25

Tuesday 31 March 2015 17:37

*A good time. As in, let her wash up and push her in. Not that it's less gross.

TechnicallyWrong 12

Tuesday 31 March 2015 17:33

How old are your students? And at least she didn't keep it there. But FYL indeed.

JazzHandsFML 28

Tuesday 31 March 2015 19:43

it's likely very young due to the inability to swim or control bowel movements, but then again a lot of people don't know how to swim. and most elderly cannot control bowel movements

p36288 17

Wednesday 1 April 2015 5:23

The category says Kid, so she must be very little...

Welshite 39

Tuesday 31 March 2015 17:33

Every time I go to the pool I'm tempted to throw a snickers bar in and then eat it in front of horror stricken stares. This girl missed a golden opportunity to take it to a whole new level.