By tracie - 22/09/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, I took my dogs to an empty park. While they were running around, I laid down in the grass to read a book. Someone thought I was a dead body and called the cops. The police and paramedics showed up. This is the second time it's happened. FML
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gusgus36 5

haha WTF who sees someone reading and assumes it's a dead body without even going closer or yelling "hey! you okay over there?" or...something? were you in a really bad part of town where people find dead bodies frequently?

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imright24 0

It would have never happened if you paid attention and had some type of control over your dogs in a public place. YDI.

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Illyssa_fml 4

Maybe you should try breathing..and not laying in a dead-like position?

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woahthatguy 0

I wanna know how to do that and then when someone looms at you and know they are close just scare the he'll out of the person

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YouSuckAtLove 0

hmm reading + holding your breath. Awesome, your so talented

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rgcainmd 3

Next time, don't move until they start to get your liver temp. Then open your eyes and say "Is it cold in here, or is it just me?"

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krystalrocks195 0

damn you need sum sun! either that or some lungs and if you have them use em!

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Flutist 3

If Op is not dead, does that mean your spell check is just pretending to not be around when you write comments? Cause you write like a retard.

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T_Shadows 0

Happened to me once....... that was the last time I died in the park :/ XD

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XhugzX 0

ya im thinking a different hang out might be a good idea....

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

73 - You are pathetic

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Jmerc 0

Guess your really skinny like a skeleton. =)

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