Miscellaneous: Today, my neighbour's boiler broke and flooded his home. To solve...

By failure - 14/07/2011 16:24 - Russian Federation

Today, my neighbour's boiler broke and flooded his home. To solve the problem, the water company shut off the neighbourhood's water supply while they fixed his boiler. I am now unable to shower, and I smell like a zoo animal. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2013 18:37 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, my water got cut off. The previous homeowners owed the water company over $300, and the company doesn't believe that I'm not them. The supervisor told me this will keep happening until I pay up. I need a shower. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2021 13:59 - Canada

Today, my neighbour decided to get high while leaving his bathtub running, resulting in passing out and starting a flood in the hallways. FML

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By nixwolfwood - 19/12/2016 21:14

Today, I woke up to a fog. Literally. A pipe burst in my apartment and scalding water was everywhere. To make matters worse, when I called maintenance he told me he'd come by later, hung up on me, and turned his phone off. He did eventually show up, but it was 5 hours later, well after I'd paid a plumber $200. FML

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Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML

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Melofa 7

Thursday 14 July 2011 23:35

why would they turn off the whole neighborhoods water? can't they just shut off your neighbors?

iAmScrubs 19

Thursday 14 July 2011 23:37

I've personally wanted to live in a zoo ever since I first watched Madagascar.

Comments

Melofa 7

Thursday 14 July 2011 23:35

why would they turn off the whole neighborhoods water? can't they just shut off your neighbors?

ERIKER 11

Thursday 14 July 2011 23:41

It's Russia, Of course can't

Futacy 29

Friday 15 July 2011 0:16

Congratulations, the water company is run by dumbasses

rallets 22

Friday 15 July 2011 0:26

in Soviet Russia, water shuts YOU off

Drigr 9

Friday 15 July 2011 1:00

why would not having water for a day mean you smell like a zoo animal? if its THAT bad it's not just from today dude

dolphincheddar 10

Friday 15 July 2011 1:17

is that bad in Russia? some places ive been it's quite attractive. they even made a cologne for it. it gets the ladies 50% of the time, allll the time.

FunnyWeasel 7

Friday 15 July 2011 3:21

Water you doing to my boiler?

iAmScrubs 19

Thursday 14 July 2011 23:37

I've personally wanted to live in a zoo ever since I first watched Madagascar.

Iamnotmyself 17

Friday 15 July 2011 1:08

*Lame hipster voice* I've wanted to live in a zoo before they were invented, but now I use a xoo, a product from apple that let's me experience a zoo, virtually.