Cars and Transportation: Today, I took my driver's test. The woman administering it wouldn't...

By UGGGH that was my 2nd attempt too - 04/09/2013 21:14 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I took my driver's test. The woman administering it wouldn't even look at me, so trying to be friendly I said the first thing I could think of, "It must be scary getting in the car with someone you don't know!" She failed me for "excessive chatting." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 01:47 - Australia

Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML

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By sopissed - 13/06/2012 18:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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By f.m. - 23/07/2018 16:00

Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML

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By chevygirl51 - 28/05/2014 21:12 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML

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Abort test! Abort test!

By Lindsey - 24/05/2014 15:22 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. I had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML

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By it's called an accelerator, grandma, get your ass in gear - 06/03/2016 19:59 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I had my first driving test. The instructor turned out to be the kind of twit who made me do the full 60-minute test, only to tell me afterwards that he was failing me for the only mistake I made less than 2 minutes after the test started. Time wasting tit. FML

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By unlicensed - 01/08/2012 16:20 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML

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Failed the vibe check

By akvan - 23/08/2022 08:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I realized I don't know anything about driving if the instructor isn't sitting beside me. I realized it two minutes into my driving test, which I failed miserably. FML

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By unlucky - 21/10/2010 13:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I failed my driving test. The examiner insisted I that didn't check a junction before pulling out. I did, he just didn't notice because he was too busy staring at my chest. FML

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By Speedy - 20/07/2010 13:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I took my driving test for the first time. The instructor stopped it after less than ten minutes, and insisted she drive back to the test centre "in the interest of public safety." FML

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rilatos 17

Thursday 5 September 2013 9:21

Oh that's just wrong.

JuliaaNoelle 26

Thursday 5 September 2013 9:22

I don't think they're allowed to fail you for that. Some people talk a lot when they're nervous. Sorry, OP.

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phoneYuNOlisten 16

Thursday 5 September 2013 13:06

You should complain to the D/BMV

YoloHobo2013 6

Thursday 5 September 2013 13:10

How can they fail you for that? It has nothing to do with driving

Dewoe 18

Thursday 5 September 2013 13:21

You should have failed her for excessive PMS'ing!

ghil15 8

Thursday 5 September 2013 13:38

well maybe she get annoyed by you,

LegolasPrincess 10

Thursday 5 September 2013 13:59

She isn't allowed to fail you for that! Someone is abusing her authority. When you go to take it again request a different instructor. If she hates people talking or is that paranoid about driving with strangers she shouldn't of signed up for this kind of job.

Axel5238 29

Thursday 5 September 2013 14:28

It really depends on the dmv tester. They could see that as someone who isn't paying attention a lot of people can't do both at the same time/or shouldn't be especially if it continued through the entirety of the test.

WellThatSucked89 13

Thursday 5 September 2013 14:50

Better than my second try. I was a teen with piercings. She took me out of the parking lot and we drove about ten minutes. She told me we were going to make a left. I turned on my blinker and slowed down. She then informed me it was a little further down. A second later she said I missed my road. When I went back after failing, there was no road. She even said "you're a great driver! If you hadn't missed that road..." It didn't exist.

honeymoonroyale 20

Thursday 5 September 2013 15:49

Tell her to pull that dtiverd stick out of her ass. She needs to chill.

ksks1234 33

Thursday 5 September 2013 15:55

Go right before lunch. This is what I did, and they just wanted to hurry up and go to lunch. My test was beyond simple; I drove a block, backed out of someone's driveway, went back to the testing center.